hippychick
04-26-2005, 01:41 AM
A teenager is:
* A person who can't remember to walk the dog but never
forgets a phone number.
* A weight watcher who goes on a diet by giving up candy
bars before breakfast.
* A youngster who receives her allowance on Monday, spends
it on Tuesday, and borrows it from her best friend on
Wednesday.
* Someone who can hear his favorite singer 3 blocks away but
not his mother calling from the next room.
* A whiz who can operate the latest computer without a lesson
but can't make a bed.
* A student who spends 12 minutes studying history and 12
hours studying for her driver's license.
* A connoisseur of 2 kinds of fine music--loud and very loud.
* An enthusiast who has the energy to bike for miles but is
usually too tired to dry the dishes.
* A young woman who loves the cat and tolerates the brother.
* A romantic who never falls in love more than once a week.
* A budding beauty who never smiles until her braces come
off.
* A boy who can sleep till noon on any Saturday he suspects
the lawn needs mowing.
* An original thinker who is positive that her mother was
never a teenager.
* A person who can't remember to walk the dog but never
forgets a phone number.
* A weight watcher who goes on a diet by giving up candy
bars before breakfast.
* A youngster who receives her allowance on Monday, spends
it on Tuesday, and borrows it from her best friend on
Wednesday.
* Someone who can hear his favorite singer 3 blocks away but
not his mother calling from the next room.
* A whiz who can operate the latest computer without a lesson
but can't make a bed.
* A student who spends 12 minutes studying history and 12
hours studying for her driver's license.
* A connoisseur of 2 kinds of fine music--loud and very loud.
* An enthusiast who has the energy to bike for miles but is
usually too tired to dry the dishes.
* A young woman who loves the cat and tolerates the brother.
* A romantic who never falls in love more than once a week.
* A budding beauty who never smiles until her braces come
off.
* A boy who can sleep till noon on any Saturday he suspects
the lawn needs mowing.
* An original thinker who is positive that her mother was
never a teenager.