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JPaul
07-18-2005, 01:55 PM
He's fucking good at going a bike.

That is all.
Busyman
07-18-2005, 02:07 PM
He's fucking good at going a bike.

That is all.
Fuck!!! I was going to say that and you beat me to it. (you started the thread first)

How did you find out this information?

It was a French reporter, wasn't it? I figured they'd find out his secrets and spill 'em.

They are such jealous bastards. :snooty:
DarthInsinuate
07-18-2005, 02:13 PM
could it also be that he has strong arms? his name kinda gives it away really
Busyman
07-18-2005, 02:38 PM
could it also be that he has strong arms? his name kinda gives it away really
If he was a weightlifter that juuuuust might make sense.
JPaul
07-18-2005, 02:59 PM
Please stop spamming my topic the pair of you.
muchspl3
07-18-2005, 05:57 PM
he lives near me, him and sheryl

he trains in a big chamber that lowers/raises the presser (not sure which, maybe both)
JPaul
07-18-2005, 06:06 PM
he lives near me, him and sheryl

he trains in a big chamber that lowers/raises the presser (not sure which, maybe both)
That's interesting, thanks for the info.

However I still think it's because he's fucking good at going a bike.
manker
07-18-2005, 06:59 PM
Hold up!

As a lad, I was considered by my peers as fucking good at going a bike (or something similar :ermm: ). However, I never had a big chamber that lowers/raises the presser (not sure which, maybe both).

Lance Armstrong has won Le Tour. I have not.

I think the big chamber that lowers/raises the presser (not sure which, maybe both) has made all the difference to the chap.

Muchspl 1 Vs JP 0.
JPaul
07-18-2005, 07:22 PM
Hold up!

As a lad, I was considered by my peers as fucking good at going a bike (or something similar :ermm: ). However, I never had a big chamber that lowers/raises the presser (not sure which, maybe both).

Lance Armstrong has won Le Tour. I have not.

I think the big chamber that lowers/raises the presser (not sure which, maybe both) has made all the difference to the chap.

Muchspl 1 Vs JP 0.
Ca't argue with your logic there.

All else being equal the hyperbaric chamber must be the thing that makes t'difference.

I defer to Mr Spl's greater knowledge of sports science.
manker
07-18-2005, 07:36 PM
I defer to Mr Spl's greater knowledge of sports science.Ehh, maybe he just got lucky.

I look forward to the conclusion of this duel.
JPaul
07-18-2005, 08:04 PM
I defer to Mr Spl's greater knowledge of sports science.Ehh, maybe he just got lucky.

I look forward to the conclusion of this duel.
He is my new Nemesis. That handshake guy didn't work out.

Wasn't willing to put the effort in.
manker
07-18-2005, 08:28 PM
Ehh, maybe he just got lucky.

I look forward to the conclusion of this duel.
He is my new Nemesis. That handshake guy didn't work out.

Wasn't willing to put the effort in. :lol: :D

I can tell you're serious by capitalizing nemisis, an (almost Pavlovian) grammatical quirk a la RF - if you don't mind me saying.
JPaul
07-18-2005, 08:30 PM
He is my new Nemesis. That handshake guy didn't work out.

Wasn't willing to put the effort in. :lol: :D

I can tell you're serious by capitalizing nemisis, an (almost Pavlovian) grammatical quirk a la RF - if you don't mind me saying.
Hoi, I take my Nemesis seriously.

I pay him (or her) the respect he (or she) deserves.

It's only roight.