Wordery

[JPaul]

Opening his remarks with that gentle cough of his that sounds like a very old sheep clearing its throat on a misty mountain top, he said, ``You wished to see me sir?''

[JPaul]

I was so darned sorry for poor old Corky that I hadn't the heart to touch my breakfast. I told Jeeves to drink it himself.

[manker]

I was so darned sorry for poor old Corky that I hadn't the heart to touch my breakfast. I told Jeeves to drink it himself.Quality :happy:


It is most absurdly said, in popular language, of any man, that he is disguised in liquor; for, on the contrary, most men are disguised by sobriety.

[JPaul]

The harsh, useful things of the world, from pulling teeth to digging potatoes, are best done by men who are as starkly sober as so many convicts in the death-house, but the lovely and useless things, the charming and exhilarating things, are best done by men with, as the phrase is, a few sheets in the wind.

[Everose]

Tis the same with women, although we don't do 'useless' things.














I can't believe I typed that with a straight face. :lol:

[DanB]

think of a word ending in 'ing'

[JPaul]

He trusted neither of them as far as he could spit, and he was a poor spitter, lacking both distance and control.

[DanB]

i should stop getting drunk in the pub every nighting

[JPaul]

Tis the same with women, although we don't do 'useless' things.


I can't believe I typed that with a straight face. :lol:
That must have been quite painfull.