• Find-a-hooker App gets Apple approval


    An application, which allows blokes to find birds offering a sexual favours in exchange for money has achieved Apple's approval for inclusion in its AppStore.

    According to the 'dating site' SugarSugar.com, its "Dating App" will be available for download on June 1st through SugarSugar.com and iTunes. It will, the site says "be compatible with iPhone, iPod Touch, iPad, Android, and BlackBerry devices.

    "The app will use GPS technology to instantly identify those seeking ‘mutually beneficial’ arrangements within the user’s vicinity. After ‘checking in, the application will map out the profiles of nearby members. Users will be able to trade stats, show photos or send messages to arrange an effortless rendezvous,” a press release outed by the outfit reveals.

    And 'the sugar lifestyle' is apparently where man with wallet meets a woman with bills to pay.

    Or as SugarSugar (tagline: "Where romance meets finance") itself puts it: "SugarSugar.com is for generous men looking to spoil, and dynamic women looking for financial support with bills, or who just need some excitement in life!"

    Sugar Daddy relationships are as old as mankind itself, the site proclaims. Just as prostitution is commonly referred to as the world's oldest profession.

    Quite how the App got past Jobs' henchmen we can't fathom. We'd ask, but experience teaches that they won't tell us.

    What is becoming clear is how that location-based tracking of iPhone and iPad users will come in handy.

    Comments 6 Comments
    1. Cabalo's Avatar
      Cabalo -
      "where romance meets finance"
    1. T.r.u.m.p.y's Avatar
      T.r.u.m.p.y -
      in times like these i spank myself for not having a smartphone
    1. Quarterquack's Avatar
      Quarterquack -
      So, not that I'm interested, but anyone got a suggestion for a good serial killer handle one should use on this network? It almost makes it easy, what with the phone being the only piece of evidence and all.
    1. Tarom's Avatar
      Tarom -
      Quite how the App got past Jobs' henchmen we can't fathom. - Arent they in a good position to be sugar daddies thenselves?
    1. Cut-Copy-Paste's Avatar
      Cut-Copy-Paste -
      +1 to what Tarom said

      The mere existence of such sites proves how low Humanity can sink and how although money cant buy you everything but can buy you illusion that you have everything.
    1. duke0102's Avatar
      duke0102 -
      I bet Jobs spotted this and thought 'hmm, I could use this...' lol