AntiSec unearths JailBait scandal

Gassville, Arkansas — Chief of Police Tim Mayfield was found with images of a scantily-clad 13 year old Izabella Simone in his email account Saturday following a comprehensive leak of emails, passwords and documents retrieved after a widespread hack of 70 different official law enforcement websites.

Chief Tim Mayfield has lied to the press, saying these pictures are related to an ongoing investigation. Mayfield refused to elaborate on the purpose behind these images, as there are plenty of publicly available images of Izabella fully clothed (that he was apparently not interested in).

The photos are publicly available on Facebook, but were sent to Mayfield from Izabella’s two older male relatives, or possibly one who goes by two different names: Nick Simone ([email protected]) and fw: wolfe simone, presumably a dirty uncle or father. He can be found on facebook with his yahoo email address (the address from which the photos were sent to Tim Mayfield): [email protected]

While it may be entirely possible that these photographs are related to some kind of crime (or ethically-irresponsible activity), the extremely sexy nature of the photos raises several important questions – and suspicions. We contacted Izabella for comment and will make updates as our correspondence develops. Will Izabella message us back? Will Chief Mayfield resign over a sexting scandal? Will Izabella receive an offer from Hustler magazine and become an international sex symbol? Most likely, yes. All our wildest dreams are coming true, thanks to AntiSec.