consider having oral sex with a zombie if they were good looking, answers quickly she's about to leave or eat my brains.
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consider having oral sex with a zombie if they were good looking, answers quickly she's about to leave or eat my brains.
cold meat tastes only great if it is
-carpaccio
-filet american
-pizza day after + hangover
-in thin slices
anyother is plain desperate
spiderdude go outside and meet some chicks its quit easy - just say "hello"
zombies is plain unrealistic unless you you intend to revive your blowup doll
good luck.
no
hi zed, she was real at some point.
LOL.Quote:
Originally Posted by 100%
maybe, zombies are good at sucking.
edit - why is zed talking about giving oral sex to a zombie, not very manlike
Necro no no
cold kebab :sick:
spdude - did she deflate on you? :cry:
lazy girl could not hold her breath?
i heard silicon babes fix easy with cheap bicycle tire repair kits.
back ontopic
apart from the fact the she(la zombie) would probably try to rip my throaght outi think the best approach is from behind
but as i stated cold meat isdistateful so maybe place on top of barbeque
morbid kink satisfied now?
she has just came out of the bath, cos everyone knows zombies like baths, so she is kinda warm, unlike disco_bloodbath