Confess your sins here!

I'm sure Karma is after me so here's a list of my sins from the past month or so.

Please do join in so I don't feel too evil:unsure:

1. Stole some Vaseline menthol from the local Tesco
( did lose it the next day though)

2. bf and I stole a packet of sausages because the thing wouldn't scan, wouldn't accept the code on the packet and there was no shop assistant to be seen ( I think maybe we were meant to take 'em, after all, they were reduced)

3. Got snogged by someone who wasn't my bf whilst very drunk


There, that's me squared up.

:naughty:

Had impure thoughts about Kelly Brook. :naughty:

That's about it. :01:

stole 48 cans of lager from gypos on holiday.

I was mean to a farmer once,

and I always call my sister fat, because she is.

Also I thought about becoming Buddhist, but realised Buddhists don't eat meat, then I said "Gandhi was a twat" out loud.

shot a bird

shot a guy in leg (bb gun)

hit my dog out of coolness

lied

about to dump someone the day before valentines day.

Quote:

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Originally Posted by 4play

about to dump someone the day before valentines day.

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premeditated sin :ph34r:

I told a Welshman to go back to the mines and mine me my sugar.

I had impure thoughts :cry:

And I lied to some random blonde chick who wanted to get it on with me or something to put her off, 'cos I couldn't be bothered with her right then (in hindsight, that was prolly my loss).




Oh yeah, and I did rob that old lady.

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Originally Posted by Chebus

I told a Welshman to go back to the mines and mine me my sugar.

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Sugar mines :lol:

Wtf was all that about? I'm laughing thinking about it but can't for the life of me remember why you said it.


My confession is that I told my missus that Chebus was a mate I knew from university. It all got a bit confusing when I decided to tell her the shameful truth but I think I got away with it :ermm: