So This Is What Had Happened..........
My old lady's car is in the shop so she drove mine to work and I'm driving my Camry.
I went to my follow-up appointment in Orthopedics and everythings is cool.
When I leave, I realized I was in the far left lane and needed to be in the right lane.
I move over and then see a car off to side slightly on the shoulder. He then beeps his horn. I just keep going. I apparently cut him off.
He then follows me.
He pulls beside me and rolls down his window.
We both slow and I roll down mine.
We start arguing...we are now stopped in the middle of the road about 12 car lengths from the stop light. This was the conversation....
Fella: Motherfucker!!!
Me: What?
Fella: What the fuck is wrong with you?
Me: My bad man. I didn't see you!
Fella: What the fuck you mean, you didn't see me?!!
Me: I didn't see you 'till the last second!
Fella: Both ya'll cars was squeezing me and then you runnin' me off-the road and shit. You ain't even fuckin' apologize or nothin'!
Me: Now how the fuck I'ma apologize and we drivin'?!!! I'm apologizing now!!
Fella: You coulda waved your hands or sumthin'!
Me: Like that would made a fuckin' difference!
Fella: Muhfucka!
Me: Look dude I understand. I get mad at people that've done the same shit the same way. I said I was sorry.
Fella: You sorry? I coulda let you slam into me!
Me: Muhfucka everybody has missed seeing somebody in another lane before! Shut the fuck up!
Fella: Nah muhfucka I always check my fucking blind spots.
Me: YOU A FUCKING LIE. EVERYBODY HAS FUCKED UP LIKE THAT BEFORE! NOW I SAID I APOLOGIZED EVEN WITH YOU FUCKING CURSING AT ME AND SHIT!!
Fella: Aiight man.
....and we drove on.:mellow:
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what about the part with the gun?
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hmmm...that's a keeper to tell round the campfire. :ermm:
I also just had a fight, went roughly like this;
me: oi, gimme that
her: woof
me: now, bitch
her: woof
me: dont make me come over there n get it!
her: woof
me: right dickish, that's it. your gonna get your ass slapped
her: oh really? i'd eat you for dinner if you f*cking tried
to be continued... :mellow:
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Originally Posted by 15%
what about the part with the gun?
Which one :unsure:
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experienced similar except the guy actually hit rammed my car, frame got warped - cost alot - he paid
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Originally Posted by Lilmiss
hmmm...that's a keeper to tell round the campfire. :ermm:
I also just had a fight, went roughly like this;
me: oi, gimme that
her: woof
me: now, bitch
her: woof
me: dont make me come over there n get it!
her: woof
me: right dickish, that's it. your gonna get your ass slapped
her: oh really? i'd eat you for dinner if you f*cking tried
to be continued... :mellow:
Oh noes, I hope she doesn't eat you:ph34r:
Poor animal, she wouldn't be able to walk afterwards:no:
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I had a kitten that smoked dope. Fact.
...He's dead now. :(
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Originally Posted by Busyman
My old lady's in is the shop
:huh:
Is she a robot http://www.domusbrighton.co.uk/image...ay/roxy-sm.jpg:unsure:
To the rest.............. I thought you (and hobbes) were the jedi knights of the road and didn't have to worry about other road users because you "had the force":P
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No really he smoked dope. A French lady who was staying over here was the one who bought him and he used to come up and smell the smoke when she had a splif. When she moved back to France she gave him to us. I think the dope affected his senses because he used to be off-balance and fall off stuff when he tried jumping onto them. He got run over.
