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I can understand the need in the army for a knife, can opener and maybe a saw.
But a Wine opener, bottle opener, belt pricker, mini scissor and especially the tooth pick make me wonder about the priorities of the swiss army.
Does the Swiss Army all get a Swiss Army knife?
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0...1.LZZZZZZZ.jpg
Rambo only needs a knife :snooty:
Which one's the tooth pick?
The screwey looking one, looks painful :mellow:Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr JP Fugley
yes. they all get a swiss army knife
Saw one with a usb drive , thought that was a great idea .
http://www.memoryx.net/victorinox.html
After doing a bit of lazy research I've found out that only officers have a bottle opener, because they're drunktards who tend to avoid dying whenever possible.
Also, MacGyver > Rambo. FACT.
Ah, but Jack O'Neill > MacGyver.Quote:
Originally Posted by DorisInsinuate
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Maeburn - Hitting another Officer is a Court Martial offence
O'Neill - I'm not going to hit you Maeburn. I'm going to shoot you.
Not much of a Swiss Army knife tho' is it?Quote:
Originally Posted by peat moss
A tiny blunt blade, scissors that don't work and a nail file.
I din't know swiss had an army :unsure:
I thought they were neutral
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swiss_ArmyQuote:
Originally Posted by Delorean
Taking a neutral stance does not preclude you from having an army.
The neutrality refers to the fact that they will not take part in conflicts twixt other countries. However they are free to change that policy if they decide to.
http://www.eda.admin.ch/sub_dipl/e/h...law/neutr.html