A Tale of a Bird, Lesbians, Pussy and my Back Window - Pics included!

So, there I was, watching Teletubbies with my Son on my lap at 5:30am this morning, when a noise that I can only describe as akin to a snowball hitting a window alerted me to the fact that we weren't the only two mortal beings awake at such an ungodly hour.

Cheered by this, I looked left to see feathers settling on my windowsill, both inside and outside of the window. We stealthily crept over to investigate and it became apparant that a bird had flown into the window, bounced off and hit the patio - already there was a HUGE cat, looking to pounce upon the wounded prey.

With the missus upstairs in bed, we did the only thing we could - rushed downstairs into the kitchen and out of the back door to confront the feral feline and save the askew avian adventurer.

After a brief skirmish the cat ran away. It was then I realised that I didn't really know what to do with the injured bird, like feck was I taking care of it, so I did what any other reponsible person would do. I shouted for the lesbians that live next door to come and help me. They did too, catching the thrush in a damp (:smilie4:) towel and hieing it away to the safety of their debauched dwelling.

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I treated the lad to chocolate buttons for breakfast instead of Cherios because, goddamnit, he deserved it.

Sounds hawt. :01:

However, when Doris gets here he's going to tell you that you should have let the cat eat the bird, because that would have taught your boy the important life lesson that it's better to be an opportunist predator in life, than some kind of sick emo blind spotty bird :no:


EDIT: Even if you do get looked after by lesbians :mellow:

I think I impressed the lesbians with my vigilance :smilie4:

I suspect a follow-up visit next door will be necessary, to make sure the bird recovered OK, like :naughty:

If the bird is gonna be dumb enough to fly into a window then i think it deserves to be eaten ....

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Originally Posted by gemby!

If the bird is gonna be dumb enough to fly into a window then i think it deserves to be eaten ....

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I can see how you came to that conclusion but in the bird's defence, my windows are perfectly clear - I don't live in smeggy London.

oi ! how else do i stop the chavs in my area from breaking in after seeing what i have to offer











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Originally Posted by manker

With the missus upstairs in bed, we did the only thing we could - rushed downstairs into the kitchen and out of the back door to confront the feral feline and save the askew skewer the avian adventurer.

Shish kebab, ftw.

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Corrected.

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Originally Posted by gemby!

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:lol:


I've noticed that you're extremely evocative of emotion with emoticons.

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Originally Posted by F. Canard

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Originally Posted by manker

With the missus upstairs in bed, we did the only thing we could - rushed downstairs into the kitchen and out of the back door to confront the feral feline and save the askew skewer the avian adventurer.

Shish kebab, ftw.

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Corrected.

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Brute.