Apple Tree's ffs

In our garden is an apple tree.
I thought it would complete my suburbian lawnmowing image.
Which it did :pinch:
However
When the apples form and fruitify, they fall to the ground
that tree produces atleast 50 apples a second, they don't taste good
the apples on the ground rot and attract the entire zoological community which from a human point of view gets really unapetising.
To remove all these fallen apples is a hard and daily chore since our kid loves to eat them.
My hypothesis is this - if you move into a house with an apple tree, buy an axe.

example
http://www.alanbauer.com/images/Rura...pples-Vert.jpg

Might be okay in an apple crumble though, or for chucking at dickfisters with arsehole loud car stereos.

Waste not, want not.

what's best is when they rot and ferment and then the wasps get pissed eating them and go psycho at anything

Collect em up and make your own scrumpy :yup: :drunk:

Having grown up on a farm with a working orchard (mostly apple, though some pear, plum and cot), I find this thread highly amusing.

What type of apple is it?

:shuriken: