GIRL'S PRAYER
Our Cash
Which art on plastic
Hallowed be thy name
Thy Fossil watch
Thy Gucci bag
In Stuttafords
As it is in Edgars
Give us each day our Platinum Visa
And forgive us our overdraft
As we forgive those who stop our Mastercard
And lead us not into Foschini
And deliver us from Woolworths
For thine is the Levis, the Dior and the Armani For
Chanel No.5 and
Eternity
Amex.
THE BOY'S PRAYER
Our beer
Which art in bottles
Hallowed be thy sport
Thy will be drunk
I will be drunk
At home as it is in the pub
Give us each day our daily beverage
And forgive us our spillage
As we forgive those who spillest against us
And lead us not into poofy wine tasting
And deliver us from Tequila
For mine is the bitter
The chicks and the rugger
Forever and ever
Amstel!!
