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For the past 4 days the fire alarm in the mall behind my flat has gone off in the middle of the night (between 4 and 6am) its really starting to piss me off. Its alwalys a false alarm and there doesn't seem to be anyting i can do about it, the fire brigade eventually come out and disable it but the owner of the mall just aint doing anthing to sort it. :angry:
You could burn the building down.
The fire putting out people probly won't respond till it's too late.
I think you can report that sort of thing to the authorities, faulty alarms that never get fixed prolly count as disturbing the peace or something.
It'd most certainly be possible here, not sure about there.
Maybe getting fined would teach the bugger.
EDit: You could sue him if it was in the U.S.
Do you really think a merkin court would hear the case. :blink:Quote:
Originally Posted by SnnY
Well, assuming that both the alarm, and Brenda were there at the time the alarm went off, I've got half a notion a lawsuit might work.
All she'd need to do is claim it caused mental anguish, or that she'd tripped and hurt something when it woke her up, and presto :unsure:
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Originally Posted by Mr JP Fugley
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you can sue for any reason, and for any amount of money
@brenda, don't you think your sleep is worth 1000, maybe 10,000 a minute?
then you got to figure what the pain and suffering from being tired at work is worth, then lawyer fees on top of all that. couple million, I would figure.
you should make a poll where we choose what to name the baby! :01:
anyone who wants to join the 'call Brenda's baby "Gepper" ' campaign contact me.. I need a press secretary and someone who knows first aid
I know first aid, kinda' :unsure:Quote:
Originally Posted by samsamsamsam