Originally Posted by
Barbarossa
I once sprained my ankle so bad I had to carry it to hospital in my coat pocket, hopping all the way.
The hawt lady doctor said it was the worst sprain in 1000 years, and was so impressed with my bravery she and all her hawt nurse friends spent the whole night sucking me off and having mad passionate sex with me and with each other.
They said I'd never walk again, (because of all the hawt sex, not the ankle) but the very next day I ran a marathon and then climbed the 3 highest mountains in the UK, paragliding from the top of each one and landing on concrete each time, as hard as I could.
me > you. :dabs: