Was manker in Prison?

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I deduce that he was. Think about it.

1. An unexplained 3 month absence.
2. A newfound harsh demeanor.
3. Periods of curfew when he has to report in due to parole conditions
4. A newfound love of homo-erotic pornography.

Oh, and this chance remark from last week:

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Originally Posted by manker

I missed out on those due to my enforced absence.

Were they funny?

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I think the evidence is all there. The question is, what was the crime? :blink:

Prolly embezzlement.

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Originally Posted by Barbie

1. An unexplained 3 month absence.

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Unexplained? I died, ffs.

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Originally Posted by Barbie

2. A newfound harsh demeanor.

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'newfound' lol.

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Originally Posted by Barbie

3. Periods of curfew when he has to report in due to bail conditions

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Surely any bail conditions would have occured before a prison term.

Parole conditions are probably what you're thinking of.

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Originally Posted by Barbie

4. A newfound love of homo-erotic pornography.

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'newfound' lol.

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Originally Posted by manker

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Originally Posted by Barbie

3. Periods of curfew when he has to report in due to bail conditions

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Surely any bail conditions would have occured before a prison term.

Parole conditions are probably what you're thinking of.

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Oh yeah, that's it. I couldn't think of the word. :lol:

Strangely enough, you could... :sly:

I thought he became a saddhu.

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Originally Posted by Barbarossa

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Originally Posted by manker

Surely any bail conditions would have occured before a prison term.

Parole conditions are probably what you're thinking of.

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Oh yeah, that's it. I couldn't think of the word. :lol:

Strangely enough, you could... :sly:

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Big fan of Prisoner Cell Block H, flowe. It's my duty to know these things.

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dunno

Thought he went to China :unsure:

3 months, let's assume full parole for good behaviour so that's 6 months. Let's also assume a guilty plea because he's an accountant and therefore devoid of bollocks, so full credit for that. Makes the maximum sentence for the crime 1 year.

We know it's not going to be violent crime, see above and he's an accountant so almost certainly a white collar crime.

Based on all of the above I say he was convicted of being a cawk.

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Originally Posted by Hairbautt

Thought he went to China :unsure:

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Nah. Snee lived in Japon for a year.