Did you hear about the man who snorted powdered egg.
He choked on his own omelette.
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Did you hear about the man who snorted powdered egg.
He choked on his own omelette.
Two parrots were sitting on a perch. One said to the other, "It smells fishy around here."
What's orange and sounds like a parrot.
A carrot.
Did you hear about the magic tractor?
It drove up the road and turned into a field.
What do you call half a rabbit.
Rab
What do you call a dead wasp?
A Was.
Why did the pervert cross the road.
Because his cawk was up the chicken's arse.
Where does Sadam Hussein keep his CD's.
Spoiler: ShowIn A raq
What's the difference between a group of blondes and a circus.
Spoiler: ShowIn a circus you get a Cunning array of Stunts
As the elephant said to the naked man "It looks nice but how the hell are you supposed to eat with that?"