random comments about sex - *explicit*
its from the digg comments on an article about virgin sex.
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Yeah don't ever, EVER, go down on a girl after fucking with a condom on. Taste/smell of pussy juice + latex is a disgusting thing
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I hate the smell of stanky pussy. I hate how it sticks to my hands and wont come off after washing them five times either, especially when I forget about it and I'm eating something later and it just fly-kicks me right in the face and puts me off my food.
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Myself, I actually learned about sex from watching neighborhood dogs. I think the most important thing I learned was .. no matter how hard the girl tries to shake you off, don't let go of her leg.
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"Someone may let out a fart right in the middle of things.
Sometimes when you pull out and she changes positions she'll fart out her vagina (queefing).
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Also worth noting... spitting directly on a woman's asshole rarely goes as well as it does in porn.
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I was told everything i needed to know about sex. Wear a rubber
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heres another tip, if your having sex and the girls on top you can't get her pregnant its just gravity
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"I've never had sex under the sheets. They just get in the way."
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on my last girlfriend (i wasn't really into her), I had to imagine she was a hooker I ordered and I was paying her to fuck her. And for certain prices, she would let me do certain things, and that she had several customers. Fucked up, but true.
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"After putting on a condom you may need to jerk yourself off for a second to get it a bit harder before you stick it in her."
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ok and the final one
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If you have anal sex you may get some poo on your dick."
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FatBob
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ffs :blink:
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Myself, I actually learned about sex from watching neighborhood dogs. I think the most important thing I learned was .. no matter how hard the girl tries to shake you off, don't let go of her leg.
hahhah :lol: :lol:
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Yeah don't ever, EVER, go down on a girl after fucking with a condom on. Taste/smell of pussy juice + latex is a disgusting thing
Not if you use a flavored condom.....I like strawberry
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:) I prefer strawberry banana.
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ZaZu
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Yeah don't ever, EVER, go down on a girl after fucking with a condom on. Taste/smell of pussy juice + latex is a disgusting thing
Not if you use a flavored condom.....I like strawberry
So you like the taste of condom.
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So you like the taste of condom
i just have the same thought :)
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on my last girlfriend (i wasn't really into her), I had to imagine she was a hooker I ordered and I was paying her to fuck her. And for certain prices, she would let me do certain things, and that she had several customers.
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