My Wife Is An Excellent Cook...

However, she uses more butter than the French. My heart just slapped the fork out of my hand. Can you eat asparagus with a straw? I suppose I can
slurp up the Hollandaise sauce.


-bd :dabs:

:glag::earl:

Brilliant post, a picture in words.

True story.

I can't eat another bite. No, really. I cant.


-bd

does she regard you as an 80 year old with no teeth and loose anal sphincter?

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does she regard you as an 80 year old with loose teeth and no anal sphincter?

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/Spoonerised.

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does she regard you as an 80 year old with no teeth and loose anal sphincter?

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Michelle? :O


-bd

it is sweet of her to prepare for the future.
My babes main damn dish is on saturdays, rice porridge :sick: except she specializes in the extra unconscious spicing by adding that delicate burnt taste to it.
Rice porridge is an artform

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Originally Posted by 100%

it is sweet of her to prepare for the future.
My babes main damn dish is on saturdays, rice porridge :sick: except she specializes in the extra unconscious spicing by adding that delicate burnt taste to it.
Rice porridge is an artform

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It's the seasoning that makes a dish, Zed.


-bd

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does she regard you as an 80 year old with no teeth and loose anal sphincter?

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Dentures and a draw-string; all fixed. :dabs:

Good for you