Sometimes you just have to see the signs!

Had the car washed today whilst I was out shopping, as soon as we drove out of the car park a bird shat on it.
Went up to Burnt Island and went to the local co-op to get some stuff to eat; when we came to the checkout they told us the card machine was down and we only had £15 in cash on us. Bill came to £21.
Went out to ATM and tried to get money out, was down as well.
Machine in store finally started working, so we paid for our stuff and got £20 cash back just in case.
When I tried to pay with this £20 in another store it turned out to be a fake. :ermm:

I hereby conclude someone or something is trying to tel me to stop spending money, so for the next two weeks I'm putting myself on a budget. I'll let you know how it goes.:unsure:

Just steal stuff.