For Sale.
Just donate to your local church and they will give you absolution. :smilie4:
DISCLAIMER:
They may spend the money on gold jeebus statues but you can be assured they won't let you go to hell if you pay enough.
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For Sale.
Just donate to your local church and they will give you absolution. :smilie4:
DISCLAIMER:
They may spend the money on gold jeebus statues but you can be assured they won't let you go to hell if you pay enough.
What if you're a Jew? :unsure:
Then you have more money for a better afterlife. :smilie4:
orsum. kthxbai
Don't you have to follow a few rules as well? :unsure:
Nope. You can maim rape and kill as long as you can afford to pay off the clergyman. :smilie4:
Forgiveness and all that.
Either that or you have an orsum lawyer at your dispense :yes:
Nah, you don't have to pay for it, you just say 'forgive me Jeebus for I have sinned!' and he forgives you. And he will forgive you every single time, long after normal people would lose all faith in you :yup:.
FFS squeamous. If you let that out of the bag the churches won't be able to afford more gold stuff. :fist:
Check out the necklace on that!!
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