At what point do you exactly smell human?

Toxicology smell of aroma?

wake
fart
+
soap
+
shampoo
+
shaving foam
+
after shave
+
tooth paste
+
coffee
+
eggs & bacon
+
cig
+
car exhaust
etc
etc

I smell a human upon awakening every morning.

When I get down stairs, I smell several more humans.

Then I generally smell toast.

I love the smell of human in the morning. Smells like victory.

Indeed but what does a human smell of?

I never get close enough to them.

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Originally Posted by 100%

Indeed but what does a human smell of?

I never get close enough to them.

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There's a chap who comes to work where I work and if he smells like a human I must not be one :sick:

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Originally Posted by 100%

Indeed but what does a human smell of?

I never get close enough to them.

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Arse and sweat.

So humans smell of;

- what their body excretes in relation to what they digest.
- nasal altering aromas attached onto their epidermis.

Hence;

Zed, you can't just post 'hence;'.

Well you can, but it won't make any sense.

No, wait, I forgot I was talking to yourself.

Semicolons are completely pointless;

Worst haiku ever.

Indeed Haiku shame

I can post "hence" as a fence of suggestiveness allowing only those with answers over it.

worst grammarotigical mistake i did was

- what their body excretes

i had no clue how to refroze it.

Strangely i only smell bacon.

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Originally Posted by Proper Bo

Worst haiku ever.

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No, that was the worst
Just to get that in there first
I hope your ear bursts.