How to get rid of a ringworm.

You need 2 bananas and a hammer.

Day 1
You stick a banana up your ass and the worm eats it.

Day 2
You stick the second banana up your ass and the worm eats it

Day 3
The worm comes out of your ass and say "Ey, where is my banana?". Then you hit it on the head with the hammer.

Done and done!

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How to get rid of a ringworm.

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The instructions make it look rather like a tapeworm.

Regardless of what yer daddy/uncles/priests/teachers convinced you when you were a kid, you can't solve all of life's problems by sticking things in yer ass. :no:

That sounds like one crappy treatment method

Anything is better than one of them straightworm motherfuckers. That's for sure.

Jesus never had straightworm cunts.

Read the bible, dicks.

A banana in the ass has never hurt anyone. I'm glad everyone laughed hard at my joke.

That was a joke? I thought you were trying to explain your first anal experience :P

You realize that what you just posted could probably cause ringworm, right? A joke only makes sense, when it makes sense.

I see ringhunter couldn't keep away from ringworm. :no:

So you're saying I put the banana up my ass the first day and then smack it on the head or... hmm. More details pl0x :P