How religious folk Masturbate ... according to Billy Connolly.

Heard this on "Billy Bites Yer Bum LIVE"

Sit on your hand for a few minutes, until you get pins and needles in your hand. Keep sitting on your hand, until there is no feeling left in your hand.
Then use this numb hand, and as there is no feeling left in it,it will feel like it is someone else's hand.


And now what to do if you get caught:


Skip to 2:15

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pqnUceOIEHE

Why anyone would wear Pajamas as if you came from a prison is beyond me.

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