We've all said our goodbyes, yet he's still here posting the same old shit ad nauseum.
I don't understand :(
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We've all said our goodbyes, yet he's still here posting the same old shit ad nauseum.
I don't understand :(
Compared to his normal life, we're all relatively nice to him. I don't think he's going anywhere until he finds some other girl half his age willing tonot run away screamingtalk to him. Fuk it, I'm voting "never".
What do you mean. He's already stopped. He said he was leaving almost a week ago - he even said bye.
This poll is an obvious dig because Magnum Dave doesn't do lies.
Edited caveat: if he comes back here and posts after he said he wouldn't, it's not him failing. It's him escalating the not posting point.
Or, perhaps, he's intentionally de-escalating the not failing point. You never know withWMagnum Dave. He's full of trick.
Incomplete poll.
Where's the 'when he gets arrested' option?
I'm curious. Do the police have guns there now, or will they be bludgeoning him during his arrest? :unsure:
They have guns (sorta), but that'll hardly be necessary in Dave's case. They'll just throw him a dirty look and he'll fling himself off a balustrade and it'll be all their fault.Quote:
Originally Posted by megabyteme
In fact, I've been working for the London Metropolitan Police attached to the Enticement Squad for some time now. I've been closing in on him for about 8 months.
8 glorious, righteous months.
Poetry in motion folks. Really. Im voting for He'll never stop. He's a perpetual shitemonger.
You are right, Chalice. It has been "her" fault. Our fault. Everyone's a wrong-doer except good ole Dave. I'll even bet his wife and kids drove him to pursuing a younger woman. We should ALL get together and discuss how horrible we've been to poor wickle David.
The metropolitan police have 'firearms officers' but in this case I don't think they'll fuck around they'll just wheel out the SPG :naughty:Quote:
Originally Posted by megabyteme