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I WAS UP LATE 1 NIGHT AND I STARTED 2 WANK OVER JUDGE JUDY, SHE IS SO NICE, THEN SUDDENLY I GET MY PENIS CAUGHT IN MY PANTS SO WAT HAPPENED IS I GOT A KNIFE 2 CUT THE PANTS OFF... SO THEN I HAD 2 PHONE THE 911 4 THE AMBULANCE 2 COME BUT I DID IT QUITLY SO MY PARENTS DIDNT HEAR UPSTAIRS... A WOMEN TOLD ME IF I NEEDED 2 GO TO THE TOLIET B4 SHE PERFORMS THE OPERATION... SO I SAID NO THEN SUDDENLY SHE STARTS SUCKIN MY DICK AND IT JUST POPS OFF MY PANTS AND HEY PRESTO! IT IS FIXED! THEN SHE WENT OFF... BUT I STOPED HER AND ASKED HER 4 HER NUMBER AND SHE TOLD ME THAT SHE IS ONLY HERE 2 DO HER JOB..... LOL, YEAH RIIIGHHHTT....
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go back to pr0n world :lol:
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can you say ______? (Fill in the blank)
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lol, haven't seen the skyline version of it :lol: :blink:
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Skylines Suck :D
c'mon everybod masterbate :blink: (ok im scared now)
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dude, that means i've already killed like a bazillion cats and/or crashed thousands of skylines :blink: , better get my lawyer
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http://www.finestwomen.com/images/la...tilanguyen.gif
i liked ur previous avatar cpt.... :huh:
this one is kinda gay :lol:
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Never liked kittens nor skylines, so let's kill some... with just one hand.
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