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OMG those are hilarious.
fantastic :D
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Good find, they are good :lol:
i nearly pee'd my pant.............
oh.....hang on a min.................
i did
brb
:lol: great stuff
Hickory, dickory, dock,
This bitch was sucking my cock
The clock struck two,
I dumped my goo,
And dropped her at the end of the block.
Mary had a little lamb,
She kept in the backyard.
When she took her panties off,
His wooly dick got hard
Old mother hubbard,
Went to the cupboard,
To get her old dog a bone.
When she bent over,
Rover took over,
And gave her a bone of his own.
Little boy blue,
He needed the money
There was an old lady who lived in a shoe.
She had so many kids
Her uterus fell out.
Peter, peter, pumpkin eater,
Had a wife,
Liked to beat her,
Smacked her twice around the head,
Fucked her ass, Then went to bed.
Old mother goose,
Yeah, I fucked her
Jack and Jill went up the hill
Each with a dollar and a quarter
Jill came down with two dollars fifty,
The dirty whore.
Mary, Mary, quite contrary,
Trim that pussy,
It's too damn hairy.
Little Miss Muffet,
Sat on a tuffet, eating her curds and whey.
Along came a spider,
and sat down beside her,
And said, "Hey, what's in the bowl bitch?"
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall,
Humpty Dumpty had a big fall,
All the king's horses
and all the king's men
said, "Served you right, you fat fucker."
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classics :P
1 i made up myself in 6th grade
yankee doodle went to town
riding on a chicken
stuck his finger up his ass and called it finger licking! :lol:
;)
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yah right :lol: :lol: