Train Ride

Train Ride

A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her 5 -year-old son
playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the
train stop and her son saying, "All of you sons of bitches who want
off, get the hell off now... cause this is the last stop! And all of
you sons of bitches who are getting on, get your asses on the
train..cause we're going down the tracks. The horrified mother went in
and told her son, "We don't use that kind of language in this house.
Now I want you to go to your room and you are to stay there for TWO
HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train...but I want you
to use nice language." Two hours later, the boy came out of the bedroom
and resumed playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the
mother heard her son say... "All passengers, please remember your
things, thank you and hope your trip was a pleasant one. We! hope you
will ride with us again soon." She heard her little darling
continue..."For those of you just boarding, remember, there is no
smoking in the train. We hope you will have pleasant and relaxing
journey with us today." As the mother began to smile, the child added,
"For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please
see the bitch in the kitchen".