REMOVING HER CLOTHES:
With her consent: 12 calories
Without her consent 2187 calories
OPENING HER BRA:
With both hands: 8 calories
With one hand: 12 calories
With your teeth: 485 calories
PUTTING ON A CONDOM:
With an erection: 6 calories
Without an erection: 3315 calories
POSITIONS:
Missionary: 12 calories
69 Lying down: 78 calories
69 Standing up: 812 calories
Wheelbarrow: 216 calories
Doggy Style: 326 calories
Italian chandelier: 2912 calories
ORGASMS:
Real: 112 calories
Fake: 1315 calories
POST ORGASM:
Lying in bed hugging: 18 calories
Getting up immediately: 36 calories
Explaining why you got out of bed immediately: 816 calories
GETTING A SECOND ERECTION: If you are:
20 - 29 years 36 calories
30 - 39 years 80 calories
40 - 49 years 124 calories
50 - 59 years 1972 calories
60 - 69 years 7916 calories
70 and over Results are still pending
DRESSING AFTERWARDS:
Calmly: 32 calories
In a hurry: 98 calories
With her father knocking at the door: 5218 calories
With your wife knocking at the door: 13,521 calories
