Opposite sex poltically correct

1. She is not a BABE or a CHICK - She is a BREASTED AMERICAN.


2. She is not a SCREAMER or a MOANER - She is VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE.


3. She is not EASY - She is HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.


4. She is not a DUMB BLONDE - She is a LIGHT HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION
SUPERHIGHWAY.


5. She has not BEEN AROUND - She is a PREVIOUSLY ENJOYED COMPANION.


6. She is not an AIRHEAD - She is REALITY IMPAIRED.


7. She does not get DRUNK or TIPSY - She gets CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED.


8. She does not have BREAST IMPLANTS - She is MEDICALLY ENHANCED.


9. She does not NAG YOU - She becomes VERBALLY REPETITIVE.


10. She is not a Tramp - She is SEXUALLY EXTROVERTED.


11. She does not have MAJOR LEAGUE HOOTERS - She is PECTORALLY SUPERIOR.


12. She is not a TWO-BIT Hooker - She is a LOW COST PROVIDER.



HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:


1. He does not have a BEER GUT - He has developed a LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE
FACILITY.


2. He is not a BAD DANCER - He is OVERLY CAUCASIAN.


3. He does not GET LOST ALL THE TIME - He INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS.


4. He is not BALDING - He is in FOLLICLE REGRESSION.


5. He is not a CRADLE ROBBER - He prefers GENERATIONAL DIFFERENTIAL
RELATIONSHIPS


6. He does not get FALLING-DOWN DRUNK-He becomes ACCIDENTALLY HORIZONTAL.


7. He does not act like a TOTAL ASS - He develops a case of RECTAL-CRANIAL
INVERSION.


8. He is not a MALE CHAUVINIST PIG - He has SWINE EMPATHY.


9. He is not afraid of COMMITMENT - He is MONOGAMOUSLY CHALLENGED


10. He is not HORNY - He is SEXUALLY FOCUSED.


11. It's not his butt you see hanging out of his pants.....It's REAR CLEAVAGE

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Very good. :D