a bit of a laugh pt 2

A man was having problems with premature
ejaculation so he decided to go to the doctor.
He asked the doctor what could he do to cure his
problem. In response the doctor said, "When you
feel like you are getting ready to ejaculate try
startling yourself".

That same day the man went to the store and
bought himself a starter pistol. All excited to
try this suggestion out he runs home to his wife.
At home his wife is in bed, naked and waiting on
her husband. As the two begin, they find
themselves in the '69' position. The man, moments
later, feels the sudden urge to come and fires
the starter pistol.

The next day, the man went back to the doctor.
The doctor asked, "How did it go?" The man
answered, "Not that well...when I fired the
pistol my wife crapped on my face, bit 3 inches
off my penis and my neighbor came out of the
closet naked with his hands in the air!"

:D Thats kind of funny hehe

He he,

The texan way :huh:

No...

lmao

why part 2?

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Originally Posted by cpt_azad

lmao

why part 2?

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i started part 2 because i thought that there were too many pages to go through if anybody just started to read them .

Bill Clinton is sitting next to a White House
intern one day at a gathering. The President says
to her, "Would you like to come to the Oval office
and see my clock?"

She says, "No, Mr. President, I don't think so."

The President replies, "Please. I'd really like to
show it to you."

"No, Mr. President, I really can't."

"Come on. Come and see my clock. It'll only take a
minute."

"All right. If it won't take long."

They go to the Oval Office. The President sits
down, unzips his pants, and pulls out his dick.

The intern says, "That's not a clock, it's a cock"

To which the President says, "If you put two hands
and a face on it, it's a clock sweetheart."

"That's not a clock, it's a cock"

Simple, yet funny :ermm: :lol:

... and you're right regarding that other thread baccyman ;)

Keep it up man
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nice, ya ur right baccy about starting part 2. i loves it :D