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1974: Long hair

2004: Longing for hair



1974: KEG

2004: EKG



1974: Acid rock

2004: Acid reflux




1974: Moving to California because it's cool

2004: Moving to California because it's warm



1974: Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor

2004: Trying NOT to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor



1974: Seeds and stems

2004: Roughage



1974: Hoping for a BMW

2004: Hoping for a BM



1974: The Grateful Dead

2004: Dr. Kevorkian



1974: Going to a new, hip joint

2004: Receiving a new hip joint



1974: Rolling Stones

2004: Kidney Stones



1974: Being called into the principal's office

2004: Calling the principal's office



1974: Screw the system

2004: Upgrade the system



1974: Disco

2004: Shopco



1974: Parents begging you to get your hair cut


2004: Children begging you to get their heads shaved



1974: Passing the drivers' test

2004: Passing the vision test



1974: Whatever

2004: Depends



Just in case you weren't feeling too old today, this will certainly change things. Each year the staff at Beloit College in Wisconsin puts together a list to try to give the faculty a sense of the mindset of this year's incoming freshmen. Here's this year's list:


The people who are starting college this fall across the nation were born in 1986. They are ;



-Too young to remember the space shuttle blowing up.


-Their lifetime has always included AIDS.


-Bottle caps have always been screw off and plastic.


-The CD was introduced the year they were born.


-They have always had an answering machine.


-They have always had cable TV.


-They cannot fathom not having a remote control.


-Jay Leno has always been on the Tonight Show.


-Popcorn has always been cooked in the microwave.


-They never took a swim and thought about Jaws.


-They can't imagine what hard contact lenses are.


-They don't know who Mork was or where he was from.


-They never heard: "Where's the Beef?", "I'd walk a mile for a

Camel", or "de plane, Boss, de plane".


-They do not care who shot J. R. and have no idea who J. R. even is.


-McDonald's never came in Styrofoam containers.


-They don't have a clue how to use a typewriter or what one is.

:D lmao

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1974 Not born for another five years
2004 Acid reflux