A man phones his wife and say`s "I`ve just had an accident at work and cut off my finger"
The wife replies "What the whole finger?".
To which the husband replies "No the one next to it"
Could really do with the punchline-o-meter. :lol:
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A man phones his wife and say`s "I`ve just had an accident at work and cut off my finger"
The wife replies "What the whole finger?".
To which the husband replies "No the one next to it"
Could really do with the punchline-o-meter. :lol:
No, very bad.
This one forum I know of has a punchline-o-meter. They're totally cool.
awful
I'm gonna' say maybe here, and leave it at that.
Me (at Student's Union): What course you doing?
Student: Geology.
Me: How are you doing on it?
Student: It rocks.
[/smirks]
It's feckin' hilarious for a second or two, then it fades quickly-probably 'cuz of the lack of punchline-o-meter.
Just a guess.
I'm not even sure I get it... :huh:
The joke uses the word whole as a double meaning right? (whole/hole) :unsure:
Yes the dreaded "double entendre", which, being a French term, unnecessarily limits the inherent humor of the joke.Quote:
Originally Posted by Skizo
Kind of a prophylactic device.
A punchlineometer has two gauges:
http://www.rikk-cowsys.com/style_emo...fault/boab.gif
That indicates level of "groanicity"
:lol:
This indicates how funny it was.
Yours was a groaner.