If you Were.......

If you were an agnostic, dyslexic, insomniac, would you lie awake all night wondering if there was a dog??

btw, my nick should end in "slippers" but my fingers are drunk.

elcome yo the board slippwer :02;

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Originally Posted by LikeOldSlipper

If you were an agnostic, dyslexic, insomniac, would you lie awake all night wondering if there was a dog??

btw, my nick should end in "slippers" but my fingers are drunk.

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Hallo,

Wie HeiB du wien getrunken, und ich finde du schelcklic :dry:

Welcome dick in slippers.

The nitpick police, with Commissioner Jpol, will warn you that you have made a violation of the subjunctive mood.

One should lie awake all night wondering if there were a dog.

I personally couldn't give a whit.

A dog?
Where? :blink:


My fingers are stoned :dog: silly.

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Originally Posted by Lilmiss

A dog?
Where? :blink:


My fingers are stoned :dog: silly.

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Du das hieB eine Hund?

:unsure:

I would go for "was" a dog rather than "were" a dog.

my fingers are drunker. :unsure:

Whats with the german?? :huh:

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Originally Posted by LikeOldSlipper

I would go for "was" a dog rather than "were" a dog.

my fingers are drunker. :unsure:

Whats with the german?? :huh:

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Ich finde LikeOldSlipper sehr secksish und man kann condom eine truffen :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Originally Posted by LikeOldSlipper

I would go for "was" a dog rather than "were" a dog.

my fingers are drunker. :unsure:

Whats with the german?? :huh:

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You are stating something other than fact and therefore must use the subjunctive mood.

Many people say:

"If I was king"

since you are not king it should be

"If I were king".

If you cannot say that God is a dog, you must use the subjunctive mood. I offer this for nitpick God Jpol.

oh har har har (slaps thighs)

Franz Ferdinand are this years Darkness, i.e, disappear................