A teenager is:

A teenager is:

* A person who can't remember to walk the dog but never
forgets a phone number.

* A weight watcher who goes on a diet by giving up candy
bars before breakfast.

* A youngster who receives her allowance on Monday, spends
it on Tuesday, and borrows it from her best friend on
Wednesday.

* Someone who can hear his favorite singer 3 blocks away but
not his mother calling from the next room.

* A whiz who can operate the latest computer without a lesson
but can't make a bed.

* A student who spends 12 minutes studying history and 12
hours studying for her driver's license.

* A connoisseur of 2 kinds of fine music--loud and very loud.

* An enthusiast who has the energy to bike for miles but is
usually too tired to dry the dishes.

* A young woman who loves the cat and tolerates the brother.

* A romantic who never falls in love more than once a week.

* A budding beauty who never smiles until her braces come
off.

* A boy who can sleep till noon on any Saturday he suspects
the lawn needs mowing.

* An original thinker who is positive that her mother was
never a teenager.

meh i cant remember my own phone number. i suppose thats to be expected though because i've only had it a year

lol isn't it funny how we can't remember our number? lol...and our excuse is that we don't call ourselves...lol...interesting...but yeh...gud jokes...lol u got the joke thread on lock girl...;)