Oh humfluffs

Me Mini broke down again.
This time in a petrol station. :fist:

Yesterday, she broke down outside the offy. But 3 friendly chav's that were loitering about gave me a push start.


Where will I breakdown tomorrow?
Place your bets now. :cry:

In the ghetto?

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Originally Posted by Lilmiss

3 friendly chav's

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Oxymoron :dry:


Mmmm... Don't you think it's time to let the old dear rest?

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Originally Posted by Lilmiss

But 3 friendly chav's that were loitering about gave me a push start.

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Chav Power :01:

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Originally Posted by Guillaume

Mmmm... Don't you think it's time to let the old dear rest?

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Are you talking Mini here, or Lil?:lol:

I'd never dare. She'd voodoo me and I'd probably die in a bizarre accident involving a duck or something.

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Originally Posted by Guillaume

Don't you think it's time to let the old dear rest?

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:ohmy: Me baba? Noooo way. :no:

What I'm gonna do is rub the edges of my distributor cap with some Vaseline, and give her good lovin's. It's meant to keep the damp out, but the problem is more to do with the battery I think, or possibly the alternator.


I do live near a ghetto, so I'll betcha a tenner I don't break down there. :shifty:

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Originally Posted by bigboab

Are you talking Mini here, or Lil?:lol:

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:fist: :evil thoughts: :fist:

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Originally Posted by Lilmiss

:fist: :evil thoughts: :fist:

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Bye Boab. It was nice knowing you. http://img203.echo.cx/img203/6551/wavesad3ws.gif

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Originally Posted by Lilmiss

[COLOR=Navy]What I'm gonna do is rub the edges with some Vaseline, and give her good lovin's.

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umm....hmm....Leroy?....nm