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...I want a new fecking shoulder.
Mrs. Cheese has accidentally (on purpose) pulled a musle in my shoulder and now it hurts like hell, supposed to be job-hunting this week but I'll have to put that on hold.
So if anyone has a spare shoulder they can lend me that'd be great. But please, no tattoos.
Edit: Left shoulders only please, I don't want to look anymore stupid than I already do.
http://www.caringmedical.com/therapies/imgs/radio1.jpg
Already started the operation. hope you join soon.....
How did this come about. Were you gimping for her?
I was making the case for women being crap at computer games because they lack spatial awareness and she playfully wrenched my shoulder from its socket. I was pretty drunk so my muscles must have been very loose and thus easily feckable. :ermm:Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
I think it was just a tactic on her part so she can then suggest a game of Tekken and then maybe win against a one-armed man.
get a job and then say you hurt your shoulder on the job and gets lots of money from them :unsure:
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Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder
Genius. :lol:
Feck's sake. Is it you with Chyna on that sex tape :fear:Quote:
Originally Posted by Chebus
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Originally Posted by manker
She's Greek. Think Xena, but much shorter. A Xena midget if you will.:ph34r:
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Originally Posted by MCHeshPants420
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Originally Posted by {I}{K}{E}
Is the guy who is being operated on copping a feel there? :unsure: