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Do mornings hate anyone else?
This morning I have, in this order, splattered toothpaste all over my work clothes, dropped a cup of coffee, stepped on one of those comedy paving stones which look solid but inject manky brown water up your leg when you step on them, rubbed tiger balm in my eye, and shut my fingers in the door.
Is the universe treating anyone else in this cruel manner, or is it just me?
:cry:
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Mornings tend to treat me with indifference. :snooty:
Sounds like you're a walking disaster area today though! :yikes:
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Those problems arent worth whinning about.
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Originally Posted by Linkin Park
Those problems arent worth whinning about.
I wasn't whining. I was questioning the intentions of the universe. :P
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Those problems arent worth whinning about.
I wasn't whining. I was questioning the intentions of the universe. :P
In that case, carry on.
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Mornings are good to me, nights are nasty buggers
I probably could put a NiGHTS reference in there somewhere, but I've never played it
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Do mornings hate anyone else?
Yes.
The rest of the day too. :cry:
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i tend to sleep through mornings
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Its just life letting you know it gots an eye on you jackass :schnauz: Now bow down to jesus.
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Well, I've got my eye on LIFE too. So next time it inflicts such a series of events upon my person, I'll hex it and make sure that IT has a shitty morning. It'll get up and stand on water in the bathroom in its socks and then Mrs Life will shout at it for no reason at all.
I will never give in, I will never surrender.
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Ouch.
Do what I do: ignore it, and welcome afternoon instead :01:
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yes, my bus didn't turn up this morning so I spent 25 minutes sitting in the freezing fucking cold, and then it didn't turn up this evening either :angry:
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yes, my bus didn't turn up this morning so I spent 25 minutes sitting in the freezing fucking cold, and then it didn't turn up this evening either :angry:
Yup. Its the whole day. Not just the morning. :angry:
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yes, my bus didn't turn up this morning so I spent 25 minutes sitting in the freezing fucking cold, and then it didn't turn up this evening either :angry:
I take it you're in the process of rolling something to take the stress away from your day :lookaroun
I didn't really feel like posting here til now, owing to me getting up without feeling that tired and having a pretty good day, maybe it's cause I haven't drunk, bombed or smoked anything mind altering since Saturday ... .
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I generally only see about one hour of morning, and that's spent still half asleep so nothing particularly bad happens...ahh the joys of unemployment. I think I'll watch Balamory when I get up tomorrow.
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I take it you're in the process of rolling something to take the stress away from your day
I wish, I haven't even got the money to go for a beer :frusty:
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I take it you're in the process of rolling something to take the stress away from your day
I wish, I haven't even got the money to go for a beer :frusty:
Forgot you were skint.
http://img309.imageshack.us/img309/816/dabs5sy.gif
Well, I'm not out for the footie tonight either so another awesome evening of spamming SportsWorld awaits.
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Reminds me of a Stephen King story "The Malice of Inanimate Objects"
Had a fairly howdydoody day meself:)
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Reminds me of a Stephen King story "The Malice of Inanimate Objects"
Had a fairly howdydoody day meself:)
Inanimate objects generally hate me. I hear them whispering at night. Plotting my downfall....
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Had a fairly howdydoody day meself:)
That sounds like something Sawyer from Lost would say.
I still can't decide whether he is funnier than Hurley :mellow:
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Hurleys my new roll model...he just has this irrational fear of certain numbers...dude
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Hurleys my new roll model...he just has this irrational fear of certain numbers...dude
Dude!
I was, like, watching some Voyager last night, I'd watched this one episode a few times before but the asian astronaut guy was the actor who plays Jin (in Lost) he was speaking with an American accent - just like in last week's episode of Lost.
I was like 'whoa'.
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toasters and mornings are the work of the devil. :snooty:
oh, and processed cheese.
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toasters and mornings are the work of the devil. :snooty:
oh, and processed cheese.
Sounds like you need a Toastabag :01:
Somehow, they make even processed cheese and stale bread (plus tomato sauce, of course) taste mighty fine.
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Hurleys my new roll model...he just has this irrational fear of certain numbers...dude
Dude!
I was, like, watching some Voyager last night, I'd watched this one episode a few times before but the asian astronaut guy was the actor who plays Jin (in Lost) he was speaking with an American accent - just like in last week's episode of Lost.
I was like 'whoa'.
Yep. Daniel Dae Kim has a long past of appearing in sci-fi shows.
And I hate Hurley as much as I hat mornings.
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I dont trust toasters.
They burn things when you turn your back on them.
Toastabags sound like a fire risk. :unsure:
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Dude!
I was, like, watching some Voyager last night, I'd watched this one episode a few times before but the asian astronaut guy was the actor who plays Jin (in Lost) he was speaking with an American accent - just like in last week's episode of Lost.
I was like 'whoa'.
Yep. Daniel Dae Kim has a long past of appearing in sci-fi shows.
And I hate Hurley as much as I hat mornings.
Also, Badger from Firefly was in the next epsode as a liberated Borg lad's father.
Hurley is quality. Dude.
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I dont trust toasters.
They burn things when you turn your back on them.
Toastabags sound like a fire risk. :unsure:
It's cool, they're magic.
I made a thread about them when I discovered their hawtness.
Try 'em, missie :naughty:
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Hurley is quality. Dude.
No. This character embodies all the clichés about fat blokes.
"Oh, look, I've seen hundreds of people die in a plane crash but it doesn't matter one bit, I'm jolly, let's play golf, dude"
"Oh, food. Wow. I better donate it all cause I just can't control myself around twinkies (or whatever the feck it was), dude."
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Oh ! and you are not...like the imbodiment of a cliched french man.. dude
Ribbet indeed :frusty:
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Hurley is quality. Dude.
No. This character embodies all the clichés about fat blokes.
"Oh, look, I've seen hundreds of people die in a plane crash but it doesn't matter one bit, I'm jolly, let's play golf."
"Oh, food. Wow. I better donate it all cause I just can't control myself around twinkies (or whatever the feck it was)."
Yeah, it's American prime time :huh:
They also have a rock star who is a heroin addict, an all-round good guy hero doctor, an asian bloke not big on his wife's freedom, a blonde from the 'valley' who says whatever a lot.
But who cares, it rawks anyhow :01:
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They also have a rock star who is a heroin addict, an all-round good guy hero doctor, an asian bloke not big on his wife's freedom, a blonde from the 'valley' who says whatever a lot.
I don't care about those since I'm not a blonde heroin-addicted korean rockstar who's also a doctor and says whatever a lot while beating his wife. :dry:
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They also have a rock star who is a heroin addict, an all-round good guy hero doctor, an asian bloke not big on his wife's freedom, a blonde from the 'valley' who says whatever a lot.
I don't care about those since I'm not a blonde heroin-addicted korean rockstar who's also a doctor and says whatever a lot while beating his wife. :dry:
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Well, let's look at it totally objectively (:rolleyes:).
Hurley is a bit on the big side but is a funny bloke who seems like he'd be a laugh at the pub.
Busyman is a fat bloke (on the Atkins diet, dontcha know) and you'd probably end up apologising to your mates for bringing him along.
Hurley > Busyman.
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Try 'em, missie :naughty:
Hell no.
and I just met Hurley in the garage buying a sausage roll.
he's not lost at all. :unsure:
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Do it or I'll post pics to tempt you :fist:
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Do it or I'll post pics to tempt you :fist:
What of illicit drugs,alcohol or your shiny "ashtray" :lol:
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Do it or I'll post pics to tempt you
Don't make me block you. :fist:
Toastabags are only for men who cant cook.
are you watching the football, btw? :whistles:
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Do it or I'll post pics to tempt you
Don't make me block you. :fist:
Toastabags are only for men who cant cook.
are you watching the football, btw? :whistles:
Yeah, I've heard tales of your cullinary, ahem, skillz.
I'm watching Man Utd get treated very unfairly by the nasty referee, btw :(
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Yeah, I've heard tales of your cullinary, ahem, skillz.
:unsure: Hey, that toast wanted to feel the burn.
it's ok, i'm good friends with the firemen by now. :P :lookaroun