Patches...(Yogi = Twonk)

Apparently, according to my postman, these Nicorette patches aren't meant to be worn on the eye to make me look like a pirate. Cheers for that.

But don't they itch though?:angry:

Y'aar

en seriousement, I dunno, never used one, infact, I'm smoking right now:01:

Damn, can a mod edit my title to Patches...(Yogi = Twonk)

Or delete this thread and Yogi and I'll make another one.

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Apparently, according to my postman, these Nicorette patches aren't meant to be worn on the eye to make me look like a pirate. Cheers for that.

But don't they itch though?:angry:

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Haven't they still got the experimental hypnotherapy room over in Babbage (or whatever it's called now).

You should pop across and volunteer for some pioneering hypnotherapy, performed by psychology fresher students, aimed at convincing your brain that smoking is for lewsers instead of the truth that all cool people do it.

Oh, no. Last time someone tried that Hesh ended up with a roll of quarters (£84) up his ass.

I don't understand why you'd want to go through all the stress and anger of quitting and not be able to smoke for yer whole life just to add on ten years which you'll spend hoarding money in macaroon tins, whining about "them coloureds" and pissing yourself uncontrollably:dabs:

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which you'll spend hoarding money in macaroon tins, whining about "them coloureds" and pissing yourself uncontrollably:dabs:

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You do two of those three things anyhow, Bo :dabs:

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I don't understand why you'd want to go through all the stress and anger of quitting and not be able to smoke for yer whole life just to add on ten years which you'll spend hoarding money in macaroon tins, whining about "them coloureds" and pissing yourself uncontrollably:dabs:

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Boringly, it's for the immediate health benefits. Plymouth isn't a smoker friendly city, too many hills. I sound like an asthmatic-fetish porn video whenever I walk to Uni/work/upstairs.

cheese: move then:rolleyes:

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which you'll spend hoarding money in macaroon tins, whining about "them coloureds" and pissing yourself uncontrollably:dabs:

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You do two of those three things anyhow, Bo :dabs:

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I was just about to say that meself:blink:


now where'd I put that macaroon tin:shifty:

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cheese: move then:rolleyes:

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The only flat place I can think of is Holland. And Yogi lives there.

there's loads of flats on teh quayside:smilie4:

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cheese: move then:rolleyes:

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The only flat place I can think of is Holland. And Yogi lives there.

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If you can call it living. :(

Just got a phonecall from me Mam, her and me Dad are back from Egypt with some Marlboro for me :01:

Going down their house now so I don't have to buy an extra packet from the pikies working in the shop near my office.

Fcuk work.

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Damn, can a mod edit my title to Patches...(Yogi = Twonk)

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Damn, can a mod edit my title to Patches...(Yogi = Twonk)

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Cheers IKE:D

Just smelled cigarette smoke up close for the first time since giving up. Had to stick a patch on my tongue now...:(

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Cheers IKE:D

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IKE = Quality.

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Cheers IKE:D

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IKE = Quality.

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I don't understand why you'd want to go through all the stress and anger of quitting and not be able to smoke for yer whole life just to add on ten years which you'll spend hoarding money in macaroon tins, whining about "them coloureds" and pissing yourself uncontrollably:dabs:

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No it's not for the extra years really. It's to be able to walk, breath etc for the last ten years you have.

Sitting wearing an oxygen mask and scratching your one leg, talking thro' the hole in your throat is not cool. Even if there is good stuff to watch on the telly.

Oh and the £1500 a year not spent (or possibly more for a lot of people) is also cool. It's kind of like getting a 2 grand pay rise.

i were bein facetious, paul:dabs:

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i were bein facetious, paul:dabs:

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Oh sorry, thought you were being serious.

My bad, carry on with your smoking = cool, motif.

Strictly speaking I really should have ignored it, in this post hobbesian utopia.

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You told me that word was shoite when I made it up :dabs:

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Oh and the £1500 a year not spent (or possibly more for a lot of people) is also cool. It's kind of like getting a 2 grand pay rise.

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How much is that in dollars though?

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hobbesian

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You told me that word was shoite when I made it up :dabs:

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I am willing to compromise, famous for it.

Tollerance is me middle name, like Capt James T Kirk.

Mmm, the money saved can go towards my asbestos eating habit.

Edit: Already made that joke :dabs:

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Oh and the £1500 a year not spent (or possibly more for a lot of people) is also cool. It's kind of like getting a 2 grand pay rise.

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How much is that in dollars though?

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:blushing: Forgot to do the exchange rate. It's about $27,893

Is it geeky to know what the T. really stands for in James T. Kirk :ermm:

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How much is that in dollars though?

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:blushing: Forgot to do the exchange rate. It's about $27,893

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Feck, I could buy myself a six-cornered house, TiVo, a 312" TV (30cm) and still have change for some fine ass ho's.

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How much is that in dollars though?

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:blushing: Forgot to do the exchange rate. It's about $27,893

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Next time I give up smoking, I'm going to do it in a merka.

I'll be a $billionaire (able to buy a UK council house and have change for a bag of chips).

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Mmm, the money saved can go towards my asbestos eating habit.

Edit: Already made that joke :dabs:

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:lol:

I'm glad you did it again, I missed it before.

Both did the change thing at the same time :ermm: :dabs:

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Mmm, the money saved can go towards my asbestos eating habit.

Edit: Already made that joke :dabs:

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:lol:

I'm glad you did it again, I missed it before.

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Me too. Are you quite sure it's the second time around, Chebus :lol:

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:blushing: Forgot to do the exchange rate. It's about $27,893

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Next time I give up smoking, I'm going to do it in a merka.

I'll be a $billionaire (able to buy a UK council house and have change for a bag of chips).

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Bag of crisps we call them here, yanker.

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Next time I give up smoking, I'm going to do it in a merka.

I'll be a $billionaire (able to buy a UK council house and have change for a bag of chips).

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Bag of crisps we call them here, yanker.

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Yomy :o

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Is it geeky to know what the T. really stands for in James T. Kirk :ermm:

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If it is then shave my head and call me geek.

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Bag of crisps we call them here, yanker.

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Yomy :o

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Yogit

Can you not download the patches from microsoft chebus :dabs:

Time for a drink methinks, off to my girlfriend's for a few cans of beer (27 Budweisers). Laters.