So This Is What Had Happened..........

My old lady's car is in the shop so she drove mine to work and I'm driving my Camry.

I went to my follow-up appointment in Orthopedics and everythings is cool.
When I leave, I realized I was in the far left lane and needed to be in the right lane.
I move over and then see a car off to side slightly on the shoulder. He then beeps his horn. I just keep going. I apparently cut him off.

He then follows me.

He pulls beside me and rolls down his window.

We both slow and I roll down mine.

We start arguing...we are now stopped in the middle of the road about 12 car lengths from the stop light. This was the conversation....

Fella: Motherfucker!!!

Me: What?

Fella: What the fuck is wrong with you?

Me: My bad man. I didn't see you!

Fella: What the fuck you mean, you didn't see me?!!

Me: I didn't see you 'till the last second!

Fella: Both ya'll cars was squeezing me and then you runnin' me off-the road and shit. You ain't even fuckin' apologize or nothin'!

Me: Now how the fuck I'ma apologize and we drivin'?!!! I'm apologizing now!!

Fella: You coulda waved your hands or sumthin'!

Me: Like that would made a fuckin' difference!

Fella: Muhfucka!

Me: Look dude I understand. I get mad at people that've done the same shit the same way. I said I was sorry.

Fella: You sorry? I coulda let you slam into me!

Me: Muhfucka everybody has missed seeing somebody in another lane before! Shut the fuck up!

Fella: Nah muhfucka I always check my fucking blind spots.

Me: YOU A FUCKING LIE. EVERYBODY HAS FUCKED UP LIKE THAT BEFORE! NOW I SAID I APOLOGIZED EVEN WITH YOU FUCKING CURSING AT ME AND SHIT!!

Fella: Aiight man.

....and we drove on.:mellow:

Maybe he had a bad day.

what about the part with the gun?

hmmm...that's a keeper to tell round the campfire. :ermm:
I also just had a fight, went roughly like this;

me: oi, gimme that
her: woof
me: now, bitch
her: woof
me: dont make me come over there n get it!
her: woof
me: right dickish, that's it. your gonna get your ass slapped
her: oh really? i'd eat you for dinner if you f*cking tried


to be continued... :mellow:

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Originally Posted by 15%

what about the part with the gun?

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Which one :unsure:

experienced similar except the guy actually hit rammed my car, frame got warped - cost alot - he paid

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Originally Posted by Lilmiss

hmmm...that's a keeper to tell round the campfire. :ermm:
I also just had a fight, went roughly like this;

me: oi, gimme that
her: woof
me: now, bitch
her: woof
me: dont make me come over there n get it!
her: woof
me: right dickish, that's it. your gonna get your ass slapped
her: oh really? i'd eat you for dinner if you f*cking tried


to be continued... :mellow:

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Oh noes, I hope she doesn't eat you:ph34r:


Poor animal, she wouldn't be able to walk afterwards:no:

I had a kitten that smoked dope. Fact.

...He's dead now. :(

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Originally Posted by Busyman

My old lady's in is the shop

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:huh:

Is she a robot http://www.domusbrighton.co.uk/image...ay/roxy-sm.jpg:unsure:

To the rest.............. I thought you (and hobbes) were the jedi knights of the road and didn't have to worry about other road users because you "had the force":P

No really he smoked dope. A French lady who was staying over here was the one who bought him and he used to come up and smell the smoke when she had a splif. When she moved back to France she gave him to us. I think the dope affected his senses because he used to be off-balance and fall off stuff when he tried jumping onto them. He got run over.

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Originally Posted by SpatulaGeekGirl

I had a kitten that smoked dope. Fact.

...He's dead now. :(

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Was it the dope that killed him?

If it was the smoking, then that's tragic; if it was hit by a car, then that's comedy.

edit: I posted this before Spatch posted that other one. It made sense way back when :dabs:

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Originally Posted by SpatulaGeekGirl

No really he smoked dope. A French lady who was staying over here was the one who bought him and he used to come up and smell the smoke when she had a splif. When she moved back to France she gave him to us. I think the dope affected his senses because he used to be off-balance and fall off stuff when he tried jumping onto them. He got run over.

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Aha, now I now you're making this up. There are no french ladies.

Maybe she was a tranny then! :ohmy:

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Originally Posted by SpatulaGeekGirl

Maybe she was a tranny then! :ohmy:

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I've never seen a cross dressing kitten :unsure:

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Originally Posted by vidcc

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Originally Posted by Busyman

My old lady's in is the shop

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:huh:

Is she a robot http://www.domusbrighton.co.uk/image...ay/roxy-sm.jpg:unsure:

To the rest.............. I thought you (and hobbes) were the jedi knights of the road and didn't have to worry about other road users because you "had the force":P

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Sorry I corrected it. I meant her car. Doing to much and writing to fast.:lol: :lol:

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Originally Posted by SpatulaGeekGirl

No really he smoked dope. A French lady who was staying over here was the one who bought him and he used to come up and smell the smoke when she had a splif. When she moved back to France she gave him to us. I think the dope affected his senses because he used to be off-balance and fall off stuff when he tried jumping onto them. He got run over.

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I am so sorry, I am going to hell for sure. It's a horrible story but made me giggle for some sick twisted reason.

I really am very sorry for my inappropriate laughter. :unsure:

That's okay.

Poor little thing was found on the roadside by two girl (one of which was my best friend's sister) and they went from door to door asking people if they had cats they weren't in. I remember petting it while it was in the basket we took it to the vet in and he was all cold. :( Poor little thing was only about 1 or 2. His name was Koneko, that's Japanese for "kitten".

I had driver's ed today and i'm driving the instructor's camry...

I'm driving along then suddenly some jackass starts moving into my lane, about to slam right into me, so i move sorta onto the shoulder, but i'm inexperienced so i'm like 'wtf i do! :cry:!!' and the isntructor honks the horn.

He just keeps driving, after cutting me off!

So i follow him for a bit, like the instructor told me to do.
Then he stops and i pull up next to him, and the instructor has a go at him.

For full convo refer to post 1.

Then he gets into the car, and goes 'what a jackass eh? I bet he's the kind of guy who hangs out on forums all day long and has like 12,000 posts but wont admit he spends all day on the forums...'
I just sorta went 'uhh, ya' and we drove on.

Why didn't you ask him how he "checks his blind spots" from behind the wheel?

Or does he just dodge traffic while he gets out and looks?

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Originally Posted by SpatulaGeekGirl

That's okay.

Poor little thing was found on the roadside by two girl (one of which was my best friend's sister) and they went from door to door asking people if they had cats they weren't in. I remember petting it while it was in the basket we took it to the vet in and he was all cold. :( Poor little thing was only about 1 or 2. His name was Koneko, that's Japanese for "kitten".

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Awww poor little thing. I wish cats had more roadsense. I've lost a few like that...Plus the one that some evil git kicked in the face. I think my faith in humanity was lost the day I took it to the vets trying to hold the poor things' jaw on. :(

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Originally Posted by j2k4

Why didn't you ask him how he "checks his blind spots" from behind the wheel?

Or does he just dodge traffic while he gets out and looks?

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Nah you just turn your head.

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Originally Posted by rossco

I had driver's ed today and i'm driving the instructor's camry...

I'm driving along then suddenly some jackass starts moving into my lane, about to slam right into me, so i move sorta onto the shoulder, but i'm inexperienced so i'm like 'wtf i do! :cry:!!' and the isntructor honks the horn.

He just keeps driving, after cutting me off!

So i follow him for a bit, like the instructor told me to do.
Then he stops and i pull up next to him, and the instructor has a go at him.

For full convo refer to post 1.

Then he gets into the car, and goes 'what a jackass eh? I bet he's the kind of guy who hangs out on forums all day long and has like 12,000 posts but wont admit he spends all day on the forums...'
I just sorta went 'uhh, ya' and we drove on.

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You left out the part where the instructor and yourself get fucked up by the jackass.

Btw, I have over 180,000 miles on my Camry yet I don't drive all-day.

Try to make sense next time, mmk.

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Awww poor little thing. I wish cats had more roadsense. I've lost a few like that...Plus the one that some evil git kicked in the face. I think my faith in humanity was lost the day I took it to the vets trying to hold the poor things' jaw on. :(

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:cry: What a fucking cunt!! I hope you kicked the shit out of that bastard! Someone should have!

Never found the bastard. I did break the car windows of the git that was shooting at another cat of mine with an airgun. And stamped all over his really nice garden.

Fucker. I just don't see what that kind of mindless cruelty achieves.

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Originally Posted by Busyman

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Originally Posted by rossco

I had driver's ed today and i'm driving the instructor's camry...

I'm driving along then suddenly some jackass starts moving into my lane, about to slam right into me, so i move sorta onto the shoulder, but i'm inexperienced so i'm like 'wtf i do! :cry:!!' and the isntructor honks the horn.

He just keeps driving, after cutting me off!

So i follow him for a bit, like the instructor told me to do.
Then he stops and i pull up next to him, and the instructor has a go at him.

For full convo refer to post 1.

Then he gets into the car, and goes 'what a jackass eh? I bet he's the kind of guy who hangs out on forums all day long and has like 12,000 posts but wont admit he spends all day on the forums...'
I just sorta went 'uhh, ya' and we drove on.

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You left out the part where the instructor and yourself get fucked up by the jackass.

Btw, I have over 180,000 miles on my Camry yet I don't drive all-day.

Try to make sense next time, mmk.

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Hmm, musta been a different jackass then.:unsure:

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Originally Posted by Busyman

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Originally Posted by j2k4

Why didn't you ask him how he "checks his blind spots" from behind the wheel?

Or does he just dodge traffic while he gets out and looks?

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Nah you just turn your head.

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Does that let you see what's in all the blind spots?

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Originally Posted by rossco

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Originally Posted by Busyman

You left out the part where the instructor and yourself get fucked up by the jackass.

Btw, I have over 180,000 miles on my Camry yet I don't drive all-day.

Try to make sense next time, mmk.

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Hmm, musta been a different jackass then.:unsure:

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:glag: :earl:

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Originally Posted by Carcinus

Never found the bastard. I did break the car windows of the git that was shooting at another cat of mine with an airgun. And stamped all over his really nice garden.

Fucker. I just don't see what that kind of mindless cruelty achieves.

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I hate animal cruelty. :cry:

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Originally Posted by Carcinus

Never found the bastard. I did break the car windows of the git that was shooting at another cat of mine with an airgun. And stamped all over his really nice garden.

Fucker. I just don't see what that kind of mindless cruelty achieves.

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I hate animal cruelty. :cry:

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Only the scummiest of all scum-ridden pond-scum do that sort of thing to creatures which can't defend themselves. You can bet your bottom dollar people wouldn't tie fireworks to cat's tails if the cats were the size of tigers... I'd like to see them try though! :O

And get their faces eaten.

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Originally Posted by Busyman

You left out the part where the instructor and yourself get fucked up by the jackass.

Btw, I have over 180,000 miles on my Camry yet I don't drive all-day.

Try to make sense next time, mmk.

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Hmm, musta been a different jackass then.:unsure:

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Yeah the asswhippin' that you and your driving professor received musta gave you teh amkneeshia.

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Originally Posted by Virtualbody1234

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Originally Posted by Busyman

Nah you just turn your head.

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Does that let you see what's in all the blind spots?

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Uh huh. :1eye:

Mental Note:

Never take a ride in Busyman's car

anyone watch er on tv the other day, when the driver guy chased the black doctor guy and the chinese doctor wifey and some black kid from the projects then shot at them?

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Originally Posted by Seedler

Mental Note:

Never take a ride in Busyman's car

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All that guy did was try to "beat me" to the lane which is why I did not see him.

Last time I saw him, he was directly behind me in the middle lane.

Next thing I know he was beside my trunk on the shoulder. Weird he didn't blow his horn while I was changing but well after I was already there.

It seems to me he was changing from lane 2 to 3 at the same time I was and tried to speed up to beat me there.

Fuck him. It's not like he was mosying along in the far right lane the whole time.:dry:

I doubt you'd wanna ride in DC area traffic at all. It sucks ass.

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Originally Posted by Seedler

Mental Note:

Never take a ride in Busyman's car

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That and hope that I never ride a motorbike near him.

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Originally Posted by Virtualbody1234

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Originally Posted by Seedler

Mental Note:

Never take a ride in Busyman's car

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That and hope that I never ride a motorbike near him.

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Especially if I know it's you on it. :devil:

/bookmarked.

/trashed

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Originally Posted by vidcc

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Originally Posted by Busyman

My old lady's in is the shop

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:huh:

Is she a robot http://www.domusbrighton.co.uk/image...ay/roxy-sm.jpg:unsure:

To the rest.............. I thought you (and hobbes) were the jedi knights of the road and didn't have to worry about other road users because you "had the force":P

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I was monitering the situation from a secure bunker 20 levels below the sea. I activated the alarm, but Busy was on his celly thinking about the sexy luv and failed to incorporate the new data appropriately.

Certainly testicles have overcum the power of the force, many times.

My new power is to turn any human to a puddle of carbonic goo for talking on their phone in a car.