I've been out all night, just came home and my breakfast isn't ready!:angry:
It's a disgrace. I need to teach my man some manners :snooty: :lol:
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I've been out all night, just came home and my breakfast isn't ready!:angry:
It's a disgrace. I need to teach my man some manners :snooty: :lol:
Good Lord.
I hope you've eaten by now...:huh:
Eventually, he made me some poached egg on toast and I made a cup of tea. Only to discover that the water has been contaminated so we had to pour it away...
Police is handing out bottles of water everywhere
You say that so offhandedly...."the water has been contaminated"...like it happens all the time.Quote:
Originally Posted by Skweeky
How did such a thing happen in a country as modern as Scotland?
there was a thing in the paper just last week about alky eda spiking our water with teh aids or something.
hahahahaha
I dunno...
There's a burst pipe somewhere and the polics was handing out bottles of water.
It can't be that serious, it's not like they chapped the door or anything
Right?:unsure:
well crime must be at an all time high, if the police are just standing around handing water out
i had 2 pints of lager and a tequilla for my breakfast this morning after last nights xs.
Munchroom and herb omlette.
Which I made, not him. Even tho he says he can make omlettes.
I had scrambled eggs on toast for me breakfast.
Made by me, coz I is a better cook than Mrs JP.
Scrambled eggs is just fecked-up omelette. :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr JP Fugley
Thus speaks someone who has never tasted proper scrambled egg.Quote:
Originally Posted by CrabGirlScrambled eggs is just fecked-up omelette. :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr JP Fugley
Probably never tasted a proper omlette if truth be told.
My scrambled egg > *
fact.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr JP FugleyThus speaks someone who has never tasted proper scrambled egg.Quote:
Originally Posted by CrabGirl
Probably never tasted a proper omlette if truth be told.
Rubbish. :dry:
One can only go on the evidence as presented.Quote:
Originally Posted by CrabGirlQuote:
Originally Posted by Mr JP Fugley
Rubbish. :dry:
Scrambled-egg cooking challenge accepted.
Pics necessary, however you'll have to wait till next sunday.
How bizarre, I merely pointed out that scrambled eggs were not "just fecked-up omelette" and you have taken this is a culinary affront. It must be a gurl thang.Quote:
Originally Posted by CrabGirl
However I am happy to join you in a cooking competition. Why not open it up a bit tho'. Let some of the hoi polloi in on the act. I'm game if you are.
FST Lounge scrambled egg competition. You set the date.
I'm up for that. Next sunday.
Indeed. Next Sunday it is.
What about getting other people involved tho' are you up for a fully fledged Lounge competition.
/me pictures the smell of eggy farts and passes on this challenge
/me wonders if this could get as serious as the ketchup wars and decides to keep his head down.
Skweeky can picture smells?Quote:
Originally Posted by Skweeky
You're one of the 4400, right?
:lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by clockerSkweeky can picture smells?Quote:
Originally Posted by Skweeky
You're one of the 4400, right?
:i dont get it : :noes:Quote:
Originally Posted by Busyman™:lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by clocker
http://www.usanetwork.com/series/the4400/index.htmlQuote:
Originally Posted by BrolyBoo:i dont get it : :noes:Quote:
Originally Posted by Busyman™
I'll have to make sure to get some eggs. :P Scrambie only?
:shuriken:
Are they singing "don't stand so close to me" as they do it? :unsure:Quote:
Originally Posted by Skweeky
I suspect that is some form of microwave concoction, which is not a scrambled egg. You, Sir are excluded.
Scared I'll win, are ya.Quote:
Originally Posted by JPaul
It's CrabGirl's competition and you, Mr. so called The North Rotunda, don't have right of veto. I bet she won't blackball my entry :snooty:
I bet she wouldn't eat it either.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
to be fair, it looks good now but it'll be rank by sunday, when the competition actually is. :yes:
Too right.Quote:
Originally Posted by clockerI bet she wouldn't eat it either.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
I'd attack like a wounded tiger if she tried.
To be completely fair.
This thread is called 'My breakfast'
So I think I should be the one eating all the eggs.
Eggy farts or not :lol:
Start driving and booking your plane tickets now
Sounds like a challenge :smilie4:Quote:
Originally Posted by Skweeky
I can drive and send text messages so that should be a breeze. If there's one thing I can do, it's multitask.
brb
Not allowed to use a phone though. You have to use tinternet and no halp of the admin either!
Never mind.Quote:
Originally Posted by clockerI bet she wouldn't eat it either.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
I don't eat breakfast:huh:
What don't you have.