Top Five Cheeses
1. Grana Padano
2. Brie
3. Gruyere
4. Chevre
5. Blue Vein
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Top Five Cheeses
1. Grana Padano
2. Brie
3. Gruyere
4. Chevre
5. Blue Vein
Withcheese
Dan
Azz
Sam
Joob Joob
Top five lines to say to a telemarketer
1. Use a husky, dirty phone sex voice but ask normal questions about the proposed offer:
“Is it a low interest rate? mmmmm…I like low interest rates…really low…”
2. In an outrageously excited tone: “Thank god you called!!!” Explain that an online psychic told you that your future lover would randomly call disguised as an asshole.
3. In an annoyed tone cut the telemarketer off mid sentence : “Dan, stop screwing around…we have to get rid of this body fast, did you find a chainsaw or not?”
4. Keep repeating, “I knew you were going to say that…”
5. “Oh my god, I used to have your job…does Bob still work there (repeat names until you find a match)…which building are you in?” Escalate coincidence until you both realize that you sat in the same chair. Explain that you had to quit work when your genitals mysteriously vanished.
What are you implying Ella? :unsure: :ph34r:Quote:
Originally posted by Ella@25 April 2004 - 15:05
3. In an annoyed tone cut the telemarketer off mid sentence : “Dan, stop screwing around…we have to get rid of this body fast, did you find a chainsaw or not?”
Well, had you of found teh feckin' chainsaw, it would not be an issue!!
No, he retired a couple of weeks ago. Is it really three weeks? My how time flies. B)Quote:
Originally posted by Ella@25 April 2004 - 14:05
does Bob still work there
I just say "No thank you" and hang up the telephone.Quote:
Originally posted by Ella@25 April 2004 - 15:05
Top five lines to say to a telemarketer
They are just people trying to make a living.
Just as contractkillers are just trying to make a living.Quote:
They are just people trying to make a living.
I just say no when they approach............
Yogi
My Cheese Top Five:
1. Cabrales los Picos
2. Roquefort
3. Brie Calvados
4. Boeren Gatenkaas(farmer's cheese with holes)
5. GruhWeicher StettenKase
Top five cheeses?Quote:
Originally posted by sexfem@25 April 2004 - 14:51
Withcheese
Dan
Azz
Sam
Joob Joob
Are you people (and yes, I'm looking at you, J'Pol) missing the point of this thread entirely? It's not specifically a thread about cheese...it's a thread about random Top Fives! Have you people never seen "High Fidelity"? Sheesh! :rolleyes:
No, I haven't seen it. Would you recommend it.Quote:
Originally posted by Ella@25 April 2004 - 15:48
Have you people never seen "High Fidelity"?
Do you find this puts contract killers off.Quote:
Originally posted by SensualBarfing@25 April 2004 - 15:40
Just as contractkillers are just trying to make a living.Quote:
They are just people trying to make a living.
I just say no when they approach............
Obviously it works, as you are still here.
Top five people who don't get my jokes
1. Ella
errrm all i got, really :unsure:
btw, High Fidelity would be in my top five movies i think.
Yes and yes, Snny and J'Pol. 'Hi-Fi' is a must see. Even just for any scene that has the delectable Jack Black in it. 'Specially the one where you can see his ass crack. Pure heaven. :rolleyes:
1. teh hobnob
2. teh chocolate hobnob
3. those pink waffer ones
4. cookies
5. fancey ones in tins that you get at christmas
"Kathleen Turner Overdrive" :D
1.Female
2.Beauty
3.EarLobes
4.Nipples
5.BellyButton
http://www.mcbriens.net/liam/img/smilies/thmbup.gifmy top five as well! ;)Quote:
Originally posted by sexfem@25 April 2004 - 09:51
Withcheese
Dan
Azz
Sam
Joob Joob
but take out my name and add u booby :D
So John Cusack is a cheeselover??? :P
Yogi
Random Top Five Hair Styles
1.The Mullet
2.The Bowl Cut
3. The Mohawk
4.The Afro
5.The Comb Over
Peace brotherdoobie
chedder better ;) :lol:
and i bet everyone here knows 5 ppl who have those hairstylesQuote:
Originally posted by brotherdoobie@25 April 2004 - 12:14
Random Top Five Hair Styles
1.The Mullet
2.The Bowl Cut
3. The Mohawk
4.The Afro
5.The Comb Over
Peace brotherdoobie
Sorry, J/K!!
My Random Shit:
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[img]http://www.doctorhormone.com/t-shit_pic.JPG' width='200' height='120' border='0' alt='click for full size view'>
3.http://www.slowart.com/slow/animals/shit.jpg
4.http://www.verdammtermist.de/pix2/images/shit.jpg
5.http://www.funk.karoo.net/psx.jpg
Oh, you clever bugger! Love those gifs! Love Jack Black! :P
Top Five Bruce Willis Films With Number Related Titles:
1. Sixth Sense.
2. Twelve Monkeys.
3. The Fifth Element.
4. The Whole Nine Yards.
5. The Whole Ten Yards.
top 5 fav animes
1-grappler baki
2-dragonball z
3- ninja scroll
4-transformers -all of them
5-tekka man
Top five numbers:
1. 1
2. 2
3. 3
4. 4
5. 5
:unsure:
jus 5 drugs
weed
cigs
cocaine
x
acid
I just say "No thank you" and hang up the telephone.Quote:
Originally posted by J'Pol+25 April 2004 - 15:38--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (J'Pol @ 25 April 2004 - 15:38)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Ella@25 April 2004 - 15:05
Top five lines to say to a telemarketer
They are just people trying to make a living. [/b][/quote]
So are pimps, programmers who make pop-ups and ambulance chasing lawyers, but I don't have to respect them. They are not provoding a service, but rather an annoyance. So if they are going to annoy me, I at least want to have some fun with them.
My answering machine takes care of most, but on that occassion when I am expecting an important call and pick up, I really distain their presense.
Top five- what I like about women
1)vagina
2)butt
3)face
4)breasts
5)pulse
sickest kind of porn
1.kiddie
2.skcat
3.necrophiliac
4.gothic
5.rape
Top DVDs that I watch when I'm bored:
5: The Matrix
4: Velvet Goldmine
3: X2
2: Hedwig and the Angry Inch
1: The West Wing Season 1 Boxed set
:)
av:s
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5. http://filesharingtalk.com/uploads/av-18320.jpg
heh, gemby's av is pretty big.
Am missing chalice's old Rorshach avatar.
I just say "No thank you" and hang up the telephone.Quote:
Originally posted by J'Pol+25 April 2004 - 14:38--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (J'Pol @ 25 April 2004 - 14:38)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Ella@25 April 2004 - 15:05
Top five lines to say to a telemarketer
They are just people trying to make a living. [/b][/quote]
I just use the COUNTERSCRIPT
:lol: :lol: :lol:
yes! I've been searching for that for ages, found it via pA, but lost the link.
haha #2 :lol:
Top 5 of my favorite remixes:
1: Peter Gabriel - Games Without Frontiers (Massive Attack Dub mix)
2: Garbage - Milk (Tricky's Wicked Mix)
3: Sarah McLachlan - Sweet Surrender (Roni Size remix)
4: Frou Frou - Breathe In (Aphrodite remix)
5: The Smashing Pumpkins - Perfect (Puff Daddy Remix)
:) :ph34r:
top five beers
5 molsen xxx
4 guinness
3 red strip
2 blue moon pale ale
1 sam smith oatmeal stout
Top Five Exclaimations I Use
1. Crap
2. Holy crap
3. Bugger
4. Oi
5. What the fuck's your problem, you sawn-off half-pint?