If you were an agnostic, dyslexic, insomniac, would you lie awake all night wondering if there was a dog??
btw, my nick should end in "slippers" but my fingers are drunk.
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If you were an agnostic, dyslexic, insomniac, would you lie awake all night wondering if there was a dog??
btw, my nick should end in "slippers" but my fingers are drunk.
elcome yo the board slippwer :02;
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Originally Posted by LikeOldSlipper
Hallo,
Wie HeiB du wien getrunken, und ich finde du schelcklic :dry:
Welcome dick in slippers.
The nitpick police, with Commissioner Jpol, will warn you that you have made a violation of the subjunctive mood.
One should lie awake all night wondering if there were a dog.
I personally couldn't give a whit.
A dog?
Where? :blink:
My fingers are stoned :dog: silly.
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Originally Posted by Lilmiss
Du das hieB eine Hund?
:unsure:
I would go for "was" a dog rather than "were" a dog.
my fingers are drunker. :unsure:
Whats with the german?? :huh:
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Originally Posted by LikeOldSlipper
Ich finde LikeOldSlipper sehr secksish und man kann condom eine truffen :lol: :lol: :lol:
You are stating something other than fact and therefore must use the subjunctive mood.Quote:
Originally Posted by LikeOldSlipper
Many people say:
"If I was king"
since you are not king it should be
"If I were king".
If you cannot say that God is a dog, you must use the subjunctive mood. I offer this for nitpick God Jpol.
oh har har har (slaps thighs)
Franz Ferdinand are this years Darkness, i.e, disappear................
LikeOldSlipper mit mienen man milch getrunken, und Bloc Party das ferien Franz Ferdinand.
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Originally Posted by hobbes
So, I need to be..
1. An English Lit Graduate
2. A German Language graduate
to post here?
btw... im joking
[QUOTE=LikeOldSlipper]oh har har har (slaps thighs)QUOTE]
spongebob squarepants fecking r0x0rs!!! especiallyy the haddlefhof!oneoneone :01:
You just need to have a sense of humor and want to have some fun. :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by LikeOldSlipper
Being completely drunk at all times is simply a bonus.
Nicht lustig :no:Quote:
Originally Posted by LikeOldSlipper
Will this thread steadily decline into spam??
I was asking a serious question.
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Originally Posted by LikeOldSlipper
Nien :)
:wub:Quote:
Originally Posted by LikeOldSlipper
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Originally Posted by hobbes
MMMmmmm Drunk...
and that is "humour" my English quoting American friend"
Had the "good" fortune of conversing with your beloved president tonight. (well his pilot anyway)
If I were that, then "yes".Quote:
Originally Posted by LikeOldSlipper
So you have a completely serious answer.
Are you wearing a thong?
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Originally Posted by LikeOldSlipper
Bush ist dicht :angry:
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Originally Posted by hobbes
:shifty:
david hasslefoh? :unsure:
Ist sehr secks mit mien peen :w00t:Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder
I'm not American, just an illiterate Englishman"Quote:
Originally Posted by LikeOldSlipper
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Originally Posted by Peerzy
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :unsure:
wiat? p33n? :ermm:
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Originally Posted by hobbes
No! thongs get caught right up your crack and you spend all day fishing them out!
Sounds fun. You've got me hooked.Quote:
Originally Posted by LikeOldSlipper
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Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder
Yah, ich finde meine peen sehr gross und mit massive gegessen wie commen Hasselhoff :blushing:
yeah :wub:L
@Peerzy & Mulder: What are you two guys smoking?:unsure:
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Originally Posted by Peerzy
Stop with the german!
More than that, stop with the Hasselhoff! :angry:
If you like fishing around the ass region there loads of sites that will hook you.
Have I got off to a bad start here? or are you lot always unfriendly :lol:
:1eye: ass fishingQuote:
Originally Posted by LikeOldSlipper
hn and chees luv teh hasslhof, hes jet pronled you know :wib:Quote:
Originally Posted by hobbes
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Originally Posted by LikeOldSlipper
We ist sehr cocks.
Deutsch hund.Quote:
@Peerzy & Mulder: What are you two guys smoking?
Nien, wie haben mit miene God.Quote:
More than that, stop with the Hasselhoff!
Edit: Welcome LikeOldSlipper. :D
oh dear, a few years ago this used to be a great board!
bo it didnt; <_<Quote:
Originally Posted by LikeOldSlipper
:no:Quote:
Originally Posted by LikeOldSlipper