Three Fags.

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Originally Posted by manker

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Originally Posted by Fromagepas

Oh no, silly me. I really believed you thought I had called your Mam a poof and had taken offence at it.

Or is that the rod.

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Yup.

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Oh, right.

Blast, I wish that had dawned on me at the time.

i love my newports

Only two cigarettes in seven days is quite an achievement.

Time goes really slow for you non-smokers, eh? It seems like I started this thread a month ago :dabs:

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Originally Posted by manker

Only two cigarettes in seven days is quite an achievement.

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Poof. :snooty:

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Originally Posted by Guillaume

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Originally Posted by manker

Only two cigarettes in seven days is quite an achievement.

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Poof. :snooty:

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If that's what you think then you'll be surprised to know that I was recently granted Jedi status because of the mind-control involved with not buying a packet of Marlboro at the Spar after fortyleven pints of Tetley Extra Smooth on Saturday evening.

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No wonder the Jedi council has fallen then. :geek:

Try quitting without smoking one every other and patches and gums and other ghey stuff. :01:

I had to wear a patch yesterday because Crabgirl said I was getting grumpy from nicotine withdrawal after smoking all day on Saturday. But, if you have only smoked two cigarettes in seven days and have been out drinking then that is pretty damned good. Like Steven Gerrard good. :sage:

Heh, heh....withdrawal.

Nobody can be as good as Steven Gerrard. He's not even human and I'm pretty damn sure he isn't really scouse :smilie4:

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Originally Posted by Gurahl

Try quitting without smoking one every other and patches and gums and other ghey stuff. :01:

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Ermm ... why :unsure:

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Originally Posted by manker

I'm pretty damn sure he isn't really scouse :smilie4:

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Are you saying that he is like Tarzan, Mowgli or Superman in that he was raised by wild animals but is in fact from superior stock? I agree.