How to resist the urge to masturbate ?

Idle Hands are the Devil's Playground.

Scorpions in your underpants.

keeps the doctor away

keeps pretty much everything away


'cepting meerkats prolly

I met a meerkat. Scared the crap out of me. True story.

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Originally Posted by benchez

I met a meerkat. Scared the crap out of me. True story.

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Bus or social event?

I was in South Africa. A place called warmbaths or something else. It came out of a bush at me at about 2 .a.m. in the dark. :fear:

watch schindlers list

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Originally Posted by ericab

watch schindlers list

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Unless...you're a Nazi.


-bd

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Originally Posted by ericab

watch schindlers list

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Watch my foreskin.