There will definitely be wee involved, in any case.
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There will definitely be wee involved, in any case.
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It has not happened yet. When it does I will have no trouble finding someone who will take it.:rolleyes:
2012-2013 Rangers(or whatever their new name is) will win the Scottish third division championship.
Dec 21, 2012 - The Mayan calendar ends along with the earth.
Dec 25th, 2012 - Mayans get new calendar as a Christmas present.
Tomorrow I will take a crap.
Where are you going to take it to? The zoo, playpark or the local dump.
2025 - it will stop raining in Scotland.
Charles H. Duell, an official at the US patent office, 1899.Quote:
"Everything that can be invented has been invented."
The US will close its patent office any day now.
2012 - Britain does not win any gold medals at the olympics.
2025 - Robots are created to take care of agriculture and gardening!
2050 - modern technology is all around us... everything is touchscreen!
2055 - SLR cameras produce popping miniature pictures just like Doraemon's camera! :whistling
1 zillion years from now: The chicken will evolve back to a small T-Rex.
Is that where the chicken came from? Must have happened when he rode a white swan.:wacko:
2012 - Scotland will experience more than two consevcutive rain free days.
soon - Experts will determine that Stonehenge is an ancient parking structure.
soon - Microsoft will roll out a facebook wannabee.
Do you mean Microsoft is going to get hard?:blink:
In future the doors will open for gates.:wacko:
2012 - Scottish football teams out off Europe before the competitions start.
2132 - A husband in Roanoke, Virginia is the first know husband to win an argument with his wife :yup:
2015 - Scotland becomes independent.
2020 - Canada will invade USA
2020 - most of the Canadians go back home.
2021 - Canada passes law requiring Wikipedia to remove the word "ham" and replacing it with "Canadian bacon" under penalty of death and castration.
2030 -- water becomes scarce.
2050 - cattle flatulence is harvested for fuel.
There are too many people farting about on the roads as it is.
2016 - All land in Scotland becomes the property of the government.
2070 Mexicans take over america and turn us white people into slaves like we use them right now
2012 - Germany win the European football title.
2012 - Greece wins European Football title but trophy is sold to pay off debt.
2012 - Britain wins lowest ever total of Olympic medals.
Nov 6, 2012 - Obama wins reelection!
2013 - riots in the west, requesting real democracy.
2012 - Greece becomes a Turkish state.
2013 - Governmen take over private houses in order to charge taxes/rent to save the economy.
Germany wins Euro 2012
July 2012 - word selfdistructs ahead of the prediction of the maya
2012 - another Mayan prediction hits the dust.
Today - I'm going for a jog in one hour.
Tomorrow - I am not going jogging.
Tomorrow - I'm going salmon fishing