The Rap Disses

yo abomination you cant compare
cuz i'll light you up and you'll glow like a flare
you'll be flaming and burning and whining on fire
then you'll finally realize that my skills are much higher
so dont even bother to post a reply
cuz when i shoot you down once more you'll just start to cry
like the fuckin baby that you are
you'll get destroyed, and stripped like a stolen car
then fucked and pimped like a slut in a bar, by r.
holy shit - my rhymes are so much more fly
theyve got wings, unlike yours, yours rhymes are just dry
like your moms mouth after she sucked my dick
dont think youre hot shit, youre just crap on a stick
so shut the fuck up and then back the fuck up
before i shut you up and you get smacked the fuck up
then you'll get feathered and picked and plucked
and flamed and burned like a barbequed duck
so dont kid yourself, youre nothin but plaque
from between my teeth, so watch your back
your rhymes suck like space, theyre dry as ice
in this battle you just rolled snake eyes on the dice
your rhymes are so fragile, they smashed like glass
theyre as fake as you and your dj punk-ass
so watch out now as i begin to blast
you'll be left in shock and so far back in the past
this fight wont have started, it wont have even begun
and once you get back to where you left off, i'll be done.
your rhymes are like atoms, theyre tiny and dont matter
compared to my lyrics, like pavarotti, theyre fatter
my words destroy you like a starving pack of locusts
so think up some rhymes, concentrate and focus
your words are like dust, piss me off like allergies
but all i have to do to fight back is sneeze
come on man, dont even try to battle
youre a fuckin baby, so go play with your rattle
you still suck on your mommas fuckin titties
while guys say to you "dance!" and stuff bills in your g-string, fifties
your words tried to dirty me, but look, im clean
and i just cut you up like fuckin wolverine
my rhymes ripped you open like its not even fair
so go back to your diapers and your fuckin day-care.

i battle this muhfucka, so he writes me a story,
someone buy me the coles notes, cuz his rhymes fuckin bore me.
so you wanna turn it personal? well, shit, bring the noise,
i'll stomp the shit outta yo ass, ZANE, without the brown boys.
speakin of brown, don't front like you're one of us, homey you're fake,
deep down inside, you ain't brown, you know that you're a cake.
why you frontin like you hardcore, Z, you think it makes you scary?
In grade 9 i was pushing drugs while you was in the library!
Bitch!
You ain't never even smoked a five-draw,
I'ma make you suck my dick till the muscles snap in your jaw.
I'ma beat ya ass down till you're crying out loud,
your A-B-C raps would fuckin make Dr. Seuss proud.
and face it Zane, you ain't even a real emcee,
you just a kid who types SHIT on his Pentium 3.
your rhymes are wack kid, they melt fast like Hershey's Kisses,
all you got are some Grade-5 "Yo Mamma" disses.
Let it be known - this is my last verse, there won't be a third
and by the way, "Abominate" ain't even a word.
oh and YES, this DJ can rhyme, call me MC Incision,
cuz my lyrics cut you up like a jewish kids cicumcision.
so im done with this battle, wastin time on ya, fuckin ho,
if you really wanna battle, homey lets post some audio.

you got the challenge.
audio files zane, lets see who can rap...no more text bullshit.

peace.

look ANDREW - you know i cant rap
that why i sit at this desk and these keys i tap
and you wont even respond cuz you know you cant
you got nothin left like you eaten by fire ants
dont bother to reply, im not expectin it
go back to your house and in your mirrors you flexin it
youre not a real dj or emcee, just fakin it
and i'll eat you up like day-quil - im takin it
of course im frontin hardcore - the internet is fake
and yeah im as brown as fuckin devils food cake
yeah you tried to battle me - its already personal
when im done with you you'll be left in a hearse an' all
and dont think you can do this when you see me at school
cuz my rhymes drown you like a three-year-old in a pool
so youre done with this battle - backed out like a baby
then go to your thesaurus and dictionary and maybe
you'll have somethin interesting to write next time
you wanna prostitute yourself, but BITCH, thats a crime
so dont think you can write and dont try to phase me
cuz i got outta my straight jacket and im fuckin crazy...

panday - im not gonna take the challenge, i dont have a mic. :lol: :lol:
you think this is text bullshit? now im vexed like bullshit! :lol:

jokes man. :P

It looks like certain members don't see the difference between a rap diss and insulting people.

I have deleted those posts, and I hope it doesn't happen again.


(sorry this didn't rhyme :rolleyes: )




Edited typo

i know this isnt a diss!!
sorry!
but instead of all dissing eachother....
:D why not love eachother? :D

fuck you crazy billy bats
you look like a stoned baby - addicted to crack
i could say some jokes like your mommas so fat
but you said love each other, so i'll give you a pat on the back.
its WHACK! :w00t: :lol:

look
you think you wanna battle me now
how you gonna turn this one, how bitch how!
if you try ta impress me its POW bitch POW
you'll get a red bleedin nose like ronald mcdonald clown
holy shit muhfucka youre like a fish thats hooked
cuz youre nothin but a fuckin quarter-way crook
youre shook, and there aint no such thing as you
and i'll lock you up like im on NYPD blue
cuz my rhymes are so sick that they gave you the flu
and if you put the bible on yo hand your rhymes'd never be true
so just admit it, i chopped you like a fuckin wheat auger
you couldnt think up a simile so dont even bother
cuz you'll just get smoked like a giant 2-pound joint
and like a fuckin arrowhead i think i made my point
my rhymes are so sharp, theyre a century's cheddar cheese
and learn yo manners on this board, go sit down, BITCH PLEASE!

ok, its nice to see things aint changed
z taking shots at all of ya'll at close range
but I'm back to have other turn
never leave till you all crash and burn
people laughing at this thread when they can't to better
bitch go back to ya nan and nit another sweater
now I shouldn't be here when I got exams in two days
Can't even think, its driving me in a craze
knowing my life depends on it, only have one shot
missing out could have yo ass as a drugie smoking pot
dont know why I started as I know im gonna get dissed
but with some of rhymes I hear, you guys are pissed
rhyme like my lil bro and he's only seven
dont think about dissing him unless you want a one way ticket to heaven
im off, just came to bump the thread, so fuck all you rhymers, your sis is in my bed .......

SHUT THE FUK UP U PUNK-ASS HOES U CANT CUSS NE1 SO JUS SHUT THE FUK UP

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Originally posted by olibomb@17 June 2003 - 21:43
SHUT THE FUK UP U PUNK-ASS HOES U CANT CUSS NE1 SO JUS SHUT THE FUK UP

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I believe TRShady just addressed that. YOU WRITE A DISS THEN