What can I do?

That would have worked too, probably

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Originally Posted by Barbarossa

That would have worked too, probably

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You'll always be both to me :hug:

I am dark, mysterious, and ever-so slightly damp :yes:

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Originally Posted by Proper Bo

Nobody from earl knows about this forum, like. (apart from the wench, obviousment)

I struggled to explain to my ma why some welsh poove sent me a shitload of malrboro lights tho'.

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I'd forgotten about that. I'm like the best internets friend evar - and the first thing you said to me when I came back was 'fucking hell, welshist. you still owe me a turkey t-shirt'

Did you tell her that malcolm was my pet name for you, btw :stuart:

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

You leave him alone, you know too much! Anyway, he doesn't want to join: he's more of a lurker, hanging around in the periphery quietly waiting for any mention of him and looking through my posting history like a News of the World journalist and trying to throw me off the scent by calling me a bunny boiler (which as I told him is totally impossible because I checked his garden after we first met and I know he doesn't have a bunny).
Perhaps you're right though. With the next one I'll be more circumspect.

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'With the next one' :lol:

You may as well get him to join now, the damage is already done.
He can educate us all in how to lay sex-traps for erudite but unsuspecting professional wiminz. I'm still in awe.

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

Hai Sweety! :wave:

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ohai there, shiny-robot-vixen :blushing:

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Originally Posted by Proper Bo

Nobody from earl knows about this forum, like. (apart from the wench, obviousment)

I struggled to explain to my ma why some welsh poove sent me a shitload of malrboro lights tho'.

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I'd forgotten about that. I'm like the best internets friend evar - and the first thing you said to me when I came back was 'fucking hell, welshist. you still owe me a turkey t-shirt'

Did you tell her that malcolm was my pet name for you, btw :stuart:

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Originally Posted by manker

'With the next one' :lol:

You may as well get him to join now, the damage is already done.
He can educate us all in how to lay sex-traps for erudite but unsuspecting professional wiminz. I'm still in awe.

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

Hai Sweety! :wave:

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ohai there, shiny-robot-vixen :blushing:

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Actually I was aiming that at him. My customary greeting you for you is a sexy handshake behind the nearest skip, remember? :wub:

I still refuse to accept that I was tricked. He seemed so innocent. Tricksy little whore :fist:

*gasp* I've just remembered, he SAID he was on the pill. I'm not ready to be a daddy yet.....!

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Hai Sweety!

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ohai there, shiny-robot-vixen :blushing:

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Actually I was aiming that at him.

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zomg i had no idea :naughty:

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

My customary greeting you for you is a sexy handshake behind the nearest skip, remember? :wub:

I still refuse to accept that I was tricked. He seemed so innocent. Tricksy little whore :fist:

*gasp* I've just remembered, he SAID he was on the pill. I'm not ready to be a daddy yet.....!

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That biological clock :no:

Don't worry, we'll devise some secret internet plan to get your revenge.
Expect it to include pegging.

Does lurker mean he's not very brights?

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Originally Posted by mjmacky

Does lurker mean he's not very brights?

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Well since the lurking seems to be a part of the overall ruse to lull poor gullible Squeamous into a false sense of security, before rogering her like a marine on leave, I would say that the lurker was rather bright to carry out said dastardly plan without a hitch.