The Gay Beard Club

Yeah...but it's got 700 endemic species ffs! What does Galapagos have? Some turtles and a few finches with variable beak sizes. :snooty:

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Originally Posted by Skweeky

Yeah...but it's got 700 endemic species ffs! What does Galapagos have? Some turtles and a few finches with variable beak sizes. :snooty:

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Well. I've read a Vonnegut book about the Galapagos Islands; that makes them cooler :snooty:

I bet he's never even been there. Probably takes all his holidays in Yemen.

Yemen probably didn't exist when Vonnegut was alive. pneubs.

He only died 5 years ago.

Indeed. And I hadn't read a single book of his until he had. I remember threads popping up all over the internets saying 'so it goes' and I was intrigued.

It was actually JP who told me his stuff was dead good.
He wasn't wrong.

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Originally Posted by Skweeky

In other news - I want to go to Socotra, but no one wants to come with me :(

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Mrs.me and myself are in. :smilie4:

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Originally Posted by Barbarossa

I got a message from him on FB asking to see my minge :smilie4:

Apparently benchez talks to him.....

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I was trying to use it as bait.

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In other news - I want to go to Socotra, but no one wants to come with me :(

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Mrs.me and myself are in. :smilie4:

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Awesome. I am planning on going in April next year.

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Originally Posted by manker

Nevar!
It's all because of your renegation and my opinion won't be swayed by the Machiavellian tactics currently spewing forth with bile from your vaginal area.

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Look, if I was going to lie to you I'd make sure it was a slow release lie that you wouldn't find out about for 5 years :dave:

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Originally Posted by manker

Oh, yeah. He did. That's why the emo smilie earlier.
I don't mind, though. He's a nice guy ... some might say too nice, but not me. I think he's just the right amount of nice.

Um. Yeah so anyway, the only way I'd feel some kind of peer group pressure would be if Squeams followed through on her threat (or maybe it was my supposition) of a surfboard impression.

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Originally Posted by Skweeky

Yeah...but it's got 700 endemic species ffs! What does Galapagos have? Some turtles and a few finches with variable beak sizes. :snooty:

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They're probably all endemic species of bacteria!

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I think it might be a colloquialism - apologies. I meant that he outdid you.

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Oh, yeah. He did. That's why the emo smilie earlier.
I don't mind, though. He's a nice guy ... some might say too nice, but not me. I think he's just the right amount of nice.

Um. Yeah so anyway, the only way I'd feel some kind of peer group pressure would be if Squeams followed through on her threat (or maybe it was my supposition) of a surfboard impression.

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I thought Mary was going to conjure something up too, if he worked around his shaking hand issues :unsure:

I guess I've just intimidated everyone into covering up... :smilie4:

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Originally Posted by Squeams

Look, if I was going to lie to you I'd make sure it was a slow release lie that you wouldn't find out about for 5 years :dave:

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Join Date: September 2007

zomfg, what's going to happen in two months D;

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mental self-obsessed delusional rant

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Oh... it's you :balustrade:

What a disappointment. :(

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Join Date: September 2007

zomfg, what's going to happen in two months D;

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This is where you find out the internets doesn't exist and we're all just a dream you had when you fell over in the shower and knocked yourself out.

Yeah, and you don;t actually have a Skweeky folder.

Then why else are my hands sticky/

Wet dream.

And you've probably broken your back falling.....that causes priapisms sometimes :happy:

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

And you've probably broken your back falling.....that causes priapisms sometimes :happy:

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wtf happy face you schadenfreudic sophistress.

Anyway. I know perfectly well that you're all just tiny entities that live inside my computer which cease to be when I go out and get laid or whatever.
I've posted about it loads of times and have yet to experience any evidence to the contrary.

So ner :snooty:

I hope you are online when I am in Belfast next month - otherwise I miss out on my chance to meet chavis.

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I hope you are online when I am in Belfast next month - otherwise I miss out on my chance to meet chavis.

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Don't worry. I'm quite the benevolent overlord of all your little lives.

I'll make sure I am <3

Finally, someone palpable to pray to.

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And you've probably broken your back falling.....that causes priapisms sometimes :happy:

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wtf happy face you schadenfreudic sophistress.

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What part of 'paralysed man with a boner' am I supposed to find displeasing? :ermm:

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I hope you are online when I am in Belfast next month - otherwise I miss out on my chance to meet chavis.

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Also I'm intending to go out tomorrow night, so can you be online from around 9pm to 4am? Kthx

I am going to mathsjam next Tuesday evening, could you be online then as well?

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Finally, someone palpable to pray to.

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I also accept sacrifices and digitised gifts of a pictoral nature.

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I hope you are online when I am in Belfast next month - otherwise I miss out on my chance to meet chavis.

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Also I'm intending to go out tomorrow night, so can you be online from around 9pm to 4am? Kthx

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I am going to mathsjam next Tuesday evening, could you be online then as well?

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I can't promise but I'll make sure that I get a lesser deity to fill in.

Frankly, with the amount of pictoral sacrifices I have made to you I would expect my life to be a whle lot more awesome than it is

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wtf happy face you schadenfreudic sophistress.

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What part of 'paralysed man with a boner' am I supposed to find displeasing? :ermm:

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:glag:
Point taken.

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Also I'm intending to go out tomorrow night, so can you be online from around 9pm to 4am? Kthx

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I am going to mathsjam next Tuesday evening, could you be online then as well?

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I can't promise but I'll make sure that I get a lesser deity to fill in.

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It's a night in for me and Skweeks then :cry:

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Frankly, with the amount of pictoral sacrifices I have made to you I would expect my life to be a whle lot more awesome than it is

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I can't help it if you chose to migrate to a particularly cold and heroin infested area of my HD :(

:lol: ^

I was lured there by a board member if you remember correctly. It was probably a virus :(

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Originally Posted by Barbarossa

I thought Mary was going to conjure something up too, if he worked around his shaking hand issues :unsure:

I guess I've just intimidated everyone into covering up... :smilie4:

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I have something conjured in my head, but I need a few accessories to pull it off. My Fox hands won't even be an issue.

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What part of 'paralysed man with a boner' am I supposed to find displeasing?

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:dave: <--- Deja vu.

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I thought Mary was going to conjure something up too, if he worked around his shaking hand issues :unsure:

I guess I've just intimidated everyone into covering up... :smilie4:

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I have something conjured in my head, but I need a few accessories to pull it off. My Fox hands won't even be an issue.

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A macro lens? :idunno:

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Originally Posted by rejectOfAllah

I can't believe I'm going to have to explain this, I'd have thought it was obvious from my earlier post.

The only way for me to become a member of your club is for me to post a picture of myself, which would immediately invite certain members of this board to do exactly what they did with the picture that I did post.

So you see what I'm saying... about being sure you could find someone here to endorse your statement... and about why that couldn't possibly be something that I would allow to mean anything to me.

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You did that 'I know you are but what am I' thing again. It's like talking to a 12 year old who because she's got the latest replica kit, can now join in with the grown-ups when they try to define the synergy which allows Manchester United to be greater than the sum of their individual parts each year.

I simply didn't believe your other statement. I think you actually posted a pic of your hero, Tom, because your own moustache looks like that of a dead pooflord and you thought we'd ridicule that and not let you into the club.

And then you'd cry. Again.

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I'm so behind on freds, but I have been reading through them slowly and this made me :glag: out loud irl.

Thanks for that, manker.



-doobs

Yet another reason why the Great South Wales Accountant Cull will continue right up until the last one is slain :no:

My beards a double hard bastard. It rapes razors and fucks the missus for me.


-doobs

Post an up-to-date pic of it, dewbs.

Edit: preferably when it's raping someone or something. Or your missus, like.

Edit2: that looks like I'm asking you to post a pic of your missus. Which I wasn't but, you know, if you want to then tidy :happy: