The Gay Beard Club

[manker]

Frankly, with the amount of pictoral sacrifices I have made to you I would expect my life to be a whle lot more awesome than it is

I can't help it if you chose to migrate to a particularly cold and heroin infested area of my HD

[Squeamous]

^

[Skweeky]

I was lured there by a board member if you remember correctly. It was probably a virus

[mjmacky]

I thought Mary was going to conjure something up too, if he worked around his shaking hand issues

I guess I've just intimidated everyone into covering up...

I have something conjured in my head, but I need a few accessories to pull it off. My Fox hands won't even be an issue.

[megabyteme]

What part of 'paralysed man with a boner' am I supposed to find displeasing?

<--- Deja vu.

[Artemis]

I thought Mary was going to conjure something up too, if he worked around his shaking hand issues

I guess I've just intimidated everyone into covering up...

I have something conjured in my head, but I need a few accessories to pull it off. My Fox hands won't even be an issue.

A macro lens?

[brotherdoobie]

I can't believe I'm going to have to explain this, I'd have thought it was obvious from my earlier post.

The only way for me to become a member of your club is for me to post a picture of myself, which would immediately invite certain members of this board to do exactly what they did with the picture that I did post.

So you see what I'm saying... about being sure you could find someone here to endorse your statement... and about why that couldn't possibly be something that I would allow to mean anything to me.

You did that 'I know you are but what am I' thing again. It's like talking to a 12 year old who because she's got the latest replica kit, can now join in with the grown-ups when they try to define the synergy which allows Manchester United to be greater than the sum of their individual parts each year.

I simply didn't believe your other statement. I think you actually posted a pic of your hero, Tom, because your own moustache looks like that of a dead pooflord and you thought we'd ridicule that and not let you into the club.

And then you'd cry. Again.

I'm so behind on freds, but I have been reading through them slowly and this made me out loud irl.

Thanks for that, manker.



-doobs

[manker]

Yet another reason why the Great South Wales Accountant Cull will continue right up until the last one is slain

[brotherdoobie]

My beards a double hard bastard. It rapes razors and fucks the missus for me.


-doobs

[manker]

Post an up-to-date pic of it, dewbs.

Edit: preferably when it's raping someone or something. Or your missus, like.

Edit2: that looks like I'm asking you to post a pic of your missus. Which I wasn't but, you know, if you want to then tidy