People with young children....

I've got a semi and I was only watching

When I say a semi I obviously mean a half erect penis, reading things on the internet. Not a house joined onto someone else's, that would be really embarrassing.

:lol:

Fuck ye, JP, you made me spill coffee on me laptop.

All in a days work.

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Originally Posted by JPaul

When I say a semi I obviously mean a half erect penis, reading things on the internet. Not a house joined onto someone else's, that would be really embarrassing.

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You can read with your jap's eye. That's quite something! :O

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Originally Posted by Barbarossa

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Originally Posted by JPaul

When I say a semi I obviously mean a half erect penis, reading things on the internet. Not a house joined onto someone else's, that would be really embarrassing.

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You can read with your jap's eye. That's quite something! :O

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Years of training mate. It all started when my plane crashed, high up in the Himalayas ...

:glag:

I think that would be my ideal job, calling men filthy names for money! It'd provide a much needed service and would work out a lot of my stress and aggression

You could provide that as an alternative to aroma massage.

Wait, think it thro'. If you're in a hotel of an evening with little to do you could make a few quid. Angry wee Greek burd chat, it's a win.

Shut your dirty filthy trap you miserable pathetic spineless little worm.

Oooo. This feels good!

I need black stilleto boots.